The grant-a-wish game

[Dust Puppy]

You are visible again. But you think you were invisible.

I wish I could come up with a funny wish.

[joo]

Granted, however, it is only you who finds it funny. Everybody else gets tired of you laughing to yourself and throws a towel over you.



I wish I could walk through walls.

[trexdino]

Granted, but you also have the ability to walk through floors so one time when you are on top of the largest building in the world you fall through al the floors andhit the ground.




I wish that I would never run out of minutes, and stillplay plenty of Cantr.

[Joshuamonkey]

And then you play Cantr so much 24/7 that you have a heart attack and die, along with all your characters.

I wish that I could teleport.

[Zanthos]

granted, but PD suspends your account for hacking because you keep going between Alexilad and DoUrden instantly, trying to incide war.

I wish these wishes would really come true.

[trexdino]

All the positive parts of the wishes come true for those that made the wish,and all the negative parts happen to you.


I wish that my characters all lead an entire island that I knew the laungage of and had hard working loving slaves

[Voltenion]

granted, PD catches you! there goes cantr for you..mwuahaha.

I wish I had all the money in the world...and I could spent it. And on things i wanted...and...nothing else....oh and thiefs would all disapear!

[Leo Luncid]

You're now alone with no-one to share your joy of your wealth, leading you to spend it for replacement robot friends to enjoy with instead, resulting in an immoral and insane life...


I wish this vague something I'm refering to is stupid.

[joo]

Granted! However, you also look stupid for making a reference to it! (that was easy)




I all my characters to have new events when I press CTRL+TAB after making this post!

[SekoETC]

Granted, half of them got the sneezes, a couple got sabered and the rest heard some people whispering or hunting.

I wish I could design a futuristic but practical suit that doesn't look gay.

[formerly known as hf]

You do, but you promptly get it ripped off of you, burnt and then your dignity stolen by a bunch of bitchy men annoyed at your mobilisation of the word gay as an adjective with negative connotations.


I wish the next person posting here would die. And their families. Painfully. And slowly.

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but since this post is referring to yours, and since I'm quoting yours:

You do, but you promptly get it ripped off of you, burnt and then your dignity stolen by a bunch of bitchy men annoyed at your mobilisation of the word gay as an adjective with negative connotations.


I wish the next person posting here would die. And their families. Painfully. And slowly.

it goes back to you.

I wish what I just did actually works.

[trexdino]

It works, but also happens to every person that hs posted in this thread except me.


I wish that I had more authority then the PD, so that I could take over the game.

[joo]

The entire PD promptly quits, leaving you with an enourmous burden of programming. You crack under the strain and suffer a heart attack.



I wish I had a girlfriend for this Valentine's day.

[SekoETC]

PD is players department, not programming. But anyway, you get a girlfriend but she's a zombie and maggots come out of her mouth when you're kissing.

I wish I could get my post count up to 10 on this certain forum that has a stupid moderation feature, but without too obvious flooding.