King of the Hill

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:43 am

*Traces a necromantic rune on the canvas which causes everybody's heart to explode*

I am the king of the hill!

toon · Postby **toon** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:43 pm

*has no heart* Well, *comands his toons to take the hill* I am King.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:36 pm

one of Toon's toon draws me without an heart and I revolt them all against Toon!! HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm the King!!

btw: Toon I killed you in the middle of this long story.

Tv_remote · Postby **Tv_remote** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:31 am

Puts everyone in a big tv somehow and turns it off, and being the only one left becomes king once and for all.

toon · Postby **toon** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:58 am

(you can't kill me, Toons never die.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:48 am

(ahm...I erased you?

)

I call one of those tv dudes ask why the tv ain't working...he plugs it in and all the toons come back! including Toon!! I run away screaming "Toon is the king! RUN AWAY!! Buggs bunny is right behind me! haaa!"

toon · Postby **toon** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:38 am

*calls on the cartoon version of the headless horseman and Dr. Jeckle/Mr. Hyde to be his gaurds* I'm back.

(I was redrawn)

Zanthos · Postby **Zanthos** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:51 am

*reports you all for CRB breaches, getting you all banned from the hill, then becomming king*

*prevents creation of new accounts to try and take the hill*

*puts a lock on the hill*

*takes away all crowbars*

*makes it impossible for steel to be created, and stockpiles all steel on the hill, behind the lock*

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:51 pm

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_movie.stage.toon.erase()
repeat while 1
  nothing
end repeat

Erases toon again, then starts an infinite repeat loop to prevent him from being redrawn. Muahahahah! I killed you by making a reference that probably nobody on this forum will understand! I am the supreme lich king of the static hill!

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:48 am

Zanthos you get bored because no one can win you and you create my account...I beat you some how and am now king of the hill again!

I don't care for the static hill or wharever

toon · Postby **toon** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:56 am

*watches from oblivion as the dimension itself is sucked into oblivion from him being defeated. He slowly climbs back to the top of the oblivion sucked hill in the oblivion sucked world.* I'm King again. Kinda sucks don't it?

Zanthos · Postby **Zanthos** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:59 am

I get sleepingsickness.

volteon is still king of the hill.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:33 am

I wake you up and slap you for not spelling my name correctly...

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:45 pm

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@kingofthehill
#WALK SEEK
#LOCK
#THROWSTAR SEEK
#SHOOT SEEK
#THROWSTAR SEEK
#SHOOT SEEK
#THROWSTAR SEEK
#SHOOT SEEK
#UNLOCK
:TOUCH
#WALK IDLE
#CHANGE HILL MYHILL
My hill now
#ENDGAME

toon · Postby **toon** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:24 pm

*sends a virus into formerly known's programming and screws it up so that the game NEVER ends and then shoots the King* I am King now.

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