King of the Hill

toon · Postby **toon** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:15 am

*Uses a flamethrower from 3 feet away to bake the potato and offers the gaurds a job.* I'm King.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:36 pm

*Kills everyone with a blast of death then raises them all as super-zombies, which stand for miles around my new undead ice-citedel, ready to defend it with their lives (or should I say deaths)*

I am the king of everything!

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:09 pm

*everyone gets jealous(or wharever

) and revolt and you know the rest....Of course when everyone choses me for new leader, because I'm pretty, I give candy to all of them so that they never revolt again*

I'm the king of the Ice-citadel

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:42 pm

Unfortunately, Voltenion does not have necromatic powers, so all the zombies shortly get bored of candy and fall down dead again.

*Picks up the dropped puppet strings and commands the zombies to start political unrest which ends up with Volenion being assasinated, and Joo being brought back to leadership in an otherwise bloodless coup.*

I am the king of the ice-citadel!

Tv_remote · Postby **Tv_remote** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:43 pm

I push you onto an ice spire and you die, then melt all the ice with an electric heater. Then stand on the hill.

joo · Postby **joo** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:45 pm

*Quickly comes back to life again because I'm undead and he didn't declare himself as the king, then makes a miniature corpse-citadel out of him and stands on top of it*

Tv_remote · Postby **Tv_remote** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:49 pm

Uses the Necronomicon to banish you to the netherworlds, but not before taking your crown. Now I am the King.

joo · Postby **joo** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:45 pm

*Uses subliminal messaging through morse code by tapping on the roof of the underworld to make you put on weight and thus the crown no longer fits your head and you become so fat you break through the ground and make a hole through which I escape and quicly reclaim I my kingdom*

I am the king of the giant melted puddle surrounded by confused zombies with a hole in the middle!

DylPickle · Postby **DylPickle** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:37 pm

*Sucks Joo into a vacuum*
Who you gonna call? Dyl' Ghost Pickle Jar! er... Busters!
I am the Emperor King of hills.

toon · Postby **toon** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:22 pm

*allies himself with all the other toons from the other shows and defeats all the undead creatures and the king* I am not King of the Toons and the hill.

Sgt_Tater · Postby **Sgt_Tater** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:38 pm

Steps in with and eraser and erases all the toons and toon himself...dawns a crown of turn undead just incase the zombies get and idea and sits in his thrown...I am the king of the hill.

toon · Postby **toon** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:43 pm

*smiles as he and his army are drawn again in permanent marker and drop anvils and pianos on everyone that dares to oppose him.* I am King.

Sgt_Tater · Postby **Sgt_Tater** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:45 pm

Uses white out to well WHITE OUT Toon and his Toon Army, then calls forth his army of taters and names the hill ireland and is king once more...

toon · Postby **toon** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:54 pm

*was already white* I am stronger than white out. *draws more toons to take over the hill and changes its name back to The Hill* King again.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:59 pm

I call my char he eats all your tatoes and...im the king.

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