King of the Hill

[trexdino]

*I fly back from my distant solar system with advance technology. As I enter the atmosphere one of my ships engines fail and it crashes into the hill killing toon the king currently. I kand and wealk up the hill*

I am now Alien Human King of the Hill.

[Leo Luncid]

*coughs on trexdino, knowing that his absence from Earth made him more vurnerable to its diseases*

One hour later...

I'm King of the Hill.

[Voltenion]

*waits one year till Leo gets the sleeping sickness*

I am now King of the Hill.

[trexdino]

*using my alien technology, my followers cure me with the technology, at the expense of using the Earth's core to power the machines. THe Earth freezes from the inside out, but I lived at an already frozen planet so while everyone is frozen, I take the hill over again*

I am Alien Human King of the Frozen Hill.

[Voltenion]

I'm a descendent(or wharever) of an esquimo(or wharever) so i grab my stone hammer and hit softly a part of the ice. And all the ice that covered the earth craked. Then I....I call someone he beats you up and i'm again the king of the hill.

[trexdino]

*I cut off all your limps with a dagger, then push you down the hill into a jail cell where they force feed you*
I am King again.

[Voltenion]

I refuse to eat and die of starvation...then I do some king of rencarnation(or wharever) and become one of your servants...Then i poison your food and proclame my self King of the hill!!!

AGAIN!!!

[trexdino]

*I um it is getting harder to come up wityh ideas... I wack you on the head with a broken computer and take over the hill. YOu are transported into the computer and are spawned in a strange game called Cantr 2 which is a fun game on the internet*
I am Alien Human King of the Hill.

[Voltenion]

*i have fun in cantr and forget all about the hill...But in my dreams I dream(well duh) of a big hill...So I make a hill of bodys on cantr*

MWAHUAHAHAHAHUAHAHAHAUAHA!!! I am the king of "cantr hill"

[trexdino]

*the game is shut down by a virus, then it freezes everything in cantr. I step out from the virus, only it is me digitly i am still king outside in non cantr hill. I push you off the hill of bodies*
I am the Alien Human King of the Real Hill, and the Digital Alien Human King of the Cantr Body Hill.

[Voltenion]

*I cast a spell making all the bodys revive and, since they thought you killed them, the destroy you. Then I make them build a hill of potatoes and tell them to chase you and your real life hill...wich they do and kill you and (and and and and) you die and....they destroy the hill and then come back to protect me because I said I would pay them with 30 metal per days of labour*


King of the 'tatoe hill

[trexdino]

(are you in the dory market, because i pay 30 grams of iron or steel a day?)
*I come back to life in the game and burn the hill of potatoes* I then build up the ashes and make a hill of ashes*
I am the Alien Human King of the Ashes Hill

[Voltenion]

(everyone pays 30grams of metal in the game lol )
*you climb to the top of the ashes and then, because they are ashes and all, you fall inside of it and asfixiate(or wharever)...I ice the ashes then climb to the top*

I am the KI....*I slip on ice falling down the hill...A potatoe is on the top of the ice hill. So everyone in cantr kneals(or wharever) down to worship the mighty potatoe*

ALL HAIL POTATOE! KING OF THE ICE HILL!

[trexdino]

(okay, i have met some people that pay less, actual all of my characters have)
*I climb out of the middle of the hill using a portable drill. I then provide security for the almight potatoe and anyone not part of secuirty that gets in 2 feet close, are killed*

[Voltenion]

I join you and the mighty potatoe, since it came from my pocket, allows me to protect "her" ....So i do it...

(how about he give some time so that the others can play this game too? )