The grant-a-wish game

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted you're in the present, but Billy Joel and all the pianos are moved five years into the future.

(Btw, he did actually write verses up to the present for that song, they just aren't recorded, he mentioned them in an interview)

I wish I could have my zaychik and play with her...

[SekoETC]

You get her but you also get about a dozen tight-ass conservatives staring at your every move, spouting annoying comments and trying to convert you to Christianism. For some reason you can't get rid of them and they don't want to leave.

I wish I'd pass all the classes I'm taking now.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you pass them, with the lowest possible grade, and never pass anything again, including water, so you bloat up like a balloon.

(btw I like an audience )

I wish the conservatives watching my show were gagged, naked and bound

[Zaq]

granted but you switch body with one of them and has to watch him destroy your show.

i wish i was attractive to women and still attracted by them!!!

[joo]

Okay, but they all have to be really ugly

I wish I could fly!

[Leo Luncid]

Wish granted; however, a swarm of jealous birds of every species come and rip you limb from limb, and thus came a rain of blood, flesh, and bone everywhere!!







I wish for power, along with the longetivity to abuse it.

[Voltenion]

you catch the sleeping sickness and dream your are very powerful...for ever...but then heart attacks gets you in RL.


I wish I could wish a wish that would be so impossible for anyone to dewished it that everyone say: wow! voltenion sure knows how to wish a wish...or at least they will wish they said that.........................(?)

[Zaq]

granted but you can only speak jibberish and no one can understand what your wishing for.

I wish the ugly women to go away...

[fishfin]

Your wish be granted! all women and and almost all men are now gone!

I wish for a faster computer...

[joo]

Sure, your processor's clock now operates at 500 gHz. Unfortunately, the processor wasn't designed to run at such a speed and consequently burns out.


I wish for free money and the freedom to spend it on whatever I want!

[Dust Puppy]

Your wish is granted, but you are now enlightened and don´t care for possessions anymore.

I wish I was spawned, not born.

[SekoETC]

Granted, you appeared naked in the middle of a town square and got arrested for indecency.

I wish... I had a squat toilet. And no medical problems that would prevent using it.

[Dust Puppy]

Granted, but there´s a locked door between you and the toilet and you don´t have the key.


I wish I was spawned with clothes on.

[Tv_remote]

You are spawned with pants on your head, socks on your feet and a shirt somehow on your legs. Everyone points at you and laughs.


I wish i had a bowl of everlasting lucky charms, and a spoon, and milk.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but that's all you're allowed to eat for the rest of your life. Enjoy.

((OOC: That clothes thing was funny!))

I wish they had done more episodes of Firefly.