The grant-a-wish game

[SekoETC]

Granted. Er, except that you're not wearing any pants. But the glasses look very fashionable.

I wish there was more music on the radio and not so much boring talk and that they wouldn't just play a sample of some song to get your hopes up and then go nyah nyah, just kidding, listen to the program next week and MAYBE we'll play most of it during the show.

[Missy]

Granted. They play your songs at full length and stop teasing you with snippits. In fact they play your song twice an hour every hour on your favorite radio stations. You get the song stuck in your head and can't think of anything else for the next two weeks. Every time there's a moment of silence this "interesting," (not boring talk) song, is running through yer head, the worst part is, since it's less boring talk, they don't bother telling you the name of it and you're stuck trying to figure out who sings it so you can buy the disk.


I wish my dog wouldn't run off in the woods when I let her off her leash and come home stinking like she stepped in bear poo or some other god-awful thing.

[SekoETC]

Granted, instead she doesn't come back at all (because she was eaten by a bear). Sorry.

I wish something interesting would happen to one of my characters but it wouldn't lead into them dying.

[Yo_Yo]

Granted. But the rest of your body becomes hideous, thus making your ability to look good from the nose up spectacular.






I wish I could sleep all the time. Almost like a coma.

[hEarty]

Granted, though your suddenly sleeping ALL the time has everyone worried and you are constantly woken up from your sleeping by people shaking you.


I wish that I had something to do today.

[Missy]

Granted. It's sunny out and my dog has to take a leak. *Hands Hearty the dog leash.* Only, you're still bored because it's out in the middle of BFE and all you can smell for miles is cow poo!


I wish Bill Gates and Oprah were my two best friends and they gave me a weekly allowance.

[hEarty]

(I just moved away from a place that was in BFE and smelled like cow poo! EVIL WOMAN!)

Granted... Oprah grants you free seats at everyone of her shows and Bill Gates grants you all of the spyware, bug ridden disks that didn't quite make it to the shelf.



I wish that I had a nice can of cold mountain dew open on the desk in front of me with nothing added to it and nothing wrong.

[Nakranoth]

There you go, enjoy your water... fresh from the mountains and everything.

I wish my divergent personalitly would stop interup Hey! Look over there!

[hEarty]

Granted.. Your divergent personality decides that it wants to be it's own person so it painfully escapes out of your mouth and leaves what is left of you behind... Sorry to say it's not much.


I wish I was sleepy

[SekoETC]

You are but it's permanent, from now on you are falling asleep everywhere and can't drive a car or ride a bike or anything because you would be a danger to yourself and others.

I wish I could have an evil character with accomplices or at least one of them, someone who's interesting company and that we didn't get killed too soon.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but you're both stuck in the middle of nowhere, enjoy been evil all alone.


I wish for kinkyness and my zaychik.

[hEarty]

Granted. You have both kinkiness and your zaychik but absolutely no way to enjoy either seeing as how the arrival of both caused you to keel over dead.




*edited - I changed my mind*

I wish someone would go outside and kill the huge spider so I can not be too scared to go smoke a cigarette!

[Missy]

Granted---I go out and kill your spider, but you get a bad case of lung cancer and give up smoking for lent?


I wish Billy Joel would create another twenty or so lines to his song "We didn't start the fire" so as to bring it up to date.

[hEarty]

Granted, he creates the lines and in doing so, he creates a vortex and you are sent back to the past and you don't get to enjoy those lines anyways.





I wish that I had a lot of money so I can get my boyfriend the best birthday present ever for his birthday today.

[Missy]

Granted---You buy him an awesome car. The car of his dreams. Two weeks later you find him and the blonde down the st. kissing in it in the middle of the wal-mart parking lot.
( Sorry.)


I wish to be in the present again so I can hear those lyrics.