Kingdom of Loathing

[SekoETC]

lol, I made the epic weapon before randomly clicking around and running into the guy who gives me hints on how to make it. But anyway, my current weapon (a sack of doorknobs) is stronger than the epic weapon, at least until I get it upgraded into the legendary epic weapon. The first time I was playing the game, I remember fighting my nemesis but I never made the epic weapon, nor do I remember talking to the people inside the guild house more than once. So I don't know how it's possible, maybe the quest was unlocked in some other way in the past?

Edit: I need to get a clown suit to reach the boss clown but one of the items can only be reached by pickpocketing in the beginning of the battle. Like argh... Even if my character managed to pickpocket something, it tends to be some other item I have several of.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

I think it used to be a little different. I am confused on how to find the third part though. *shrugs* I have half the epic weapon so far.

[SekoETC]

I think it's a different quest for different character classes, I was a Sauceror last time.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Yea, it is different, I just don't understand. I think I have an idea though; I think I was reading too much into some other things and confused myself.

[kinvoya]

The Epic Weapon and the Legendary Epic Weapon for Turtle Tamers each grant an increasing number of buffs so they are worth getting for that even though they aren't particularly good weapons.

My weapon of choice right now is the Super Magic Power Sword X which is awesome!

Also, I love Trollhouse Cookies.



Here's another good piece of info. You can avoid Goofball withdrawal by not using them up on the same day you start using them. Leave one to carry over to the next day and no withdrawal. I tried it to defeat the Goblin King and it worked.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Oh.. nice.. I only ever got my free bottle... lol

[SekoETC]

Yeah, me too. I thought I could sell it to some junkie but they're non-tradeable. Now it will serve as a constant reminder of not to accept things from strangers.

[SekoETC]

When you click on "Favorite food" in the character menu, it gives a list of stuff you've eaten and drank. Let's compare.

mushroom pizza 12
sausage pizza 12
Knob sausage 4
bat haggis 2
fricasseed brains 2
ancient frozen dinner 2
stalk of asparagus 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 2
tomato 2
bowl of lucky charms 1
balaclava baklava 1 (bought from the flea market)
candied yams 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
fortune cookie 1
Knob mushroom 1
lemon meringue pie 1
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
abominable snowcone 1 (flea market?)
ballroom blintz 1 (flea market)
rat appendix kabob 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1

You have consumed the following booze items:

Mad Train wine 5
vodka martini 4
fuzzbump 3
vodka and cranberry 3
calle de miel 3
rockin' wagon 3
slip 'n' slide 2
Imp Ale 2
shot of orange schnapps 2
fine wine 1
pink pony 1
shot of peach schnapps 1 (from the mall)
bottle of popskull 1
strawberry daiquiri 1
flute of flat champagne 1 (flea market)
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 1
margarita 1
horizontal tango 1

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Eaten:

spooky mushroom 15
bat wing kabob 8
white chocolate chip cookies 8
lemon meringue pie 6
tomato 5
stalk of asparagus 5
Knoll mushroom 3
strawberry pie 2
hot wing 2
lemon 2
bowl of cottage cheese 2
tofurkey leg 2
tofurkey gravy 2
mugcake 1
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
strawberry 1
Trollhouse cookies 1
toast 1
fortune cookie 1
carob chunk cookies 1
sausage pizza 1


Drank:

Imp Ale 11
ice-cold Willer 10
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 7
bottle of rum 4
ice-cold fotie 3
bottle of tequila 3
roll in the hay 3
whiskey and soda 3
rum and cola 2
bloody beer 1
bottle of whiskey 1
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 1
wine spritzer 1
tequila sunrise 1
vodka martini 1
boxed wine 1
whiskey sour 1
strawberry wine 1

[Darkle-ish]

Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 37
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 26
bowl of cottage cheese 21
Trollhouse cookies 21
mind flayer corpse 19
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 17
gr8ps 14
spooky mushroom 14
piece of wedding cake 14
hot wing 13
grapefruit 13
white chocolate chip cookies 12
royal jelly 11
Elfin shortbread 11
Spam Witch sammich 10
White Citadel burger 10
fortune cookie 10
White Citadel fries 9
purple pixel pie 8
tomato 8
abominable snowcone 8
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 8
toast 6
Knoll mushroom 6
grapes 6
white chocolate chips 5
goat cheese pizza 5
stalk of asparagus 5
glass of goat's milk 5
spooky stir-fry 5
goat cheese 5
t8r tots 5
Knob mushroom 4
cocoa eggshell fragment 4
pointy mushroom 4
flaming mushroom 4
dwarf bread 4
ghuol egg 4
cool mushroom 4
papaya 4
ghuol guolash 4
balaclava baklava 4
warm mushroom 4
carob chunks 3
lemon 3
Knob sausage 3
candy cane 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3
sausage pizza 3
cranberries 3
olive 3
gingerbread horror 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
plain pizza 2
chorizo taco 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
frozen mushroom 2
stinky mushroom 2
gingerbread bugbear 2
fruitcake 2
bowl of lucky charms 1
orange 1
bean burrito 1
herb brownies 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
candied yams 1
candy stake 1
mugcake 1
urinal cake 1
personalized birthday cake 1
gingerbread stir-fry 1
pr0n chow mein 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
bat haggis 1
rat appendix kabob 1
ketchup 1
Knoll stir-fry 1



You have consumed the following booze items:

ice-cold fotie 30
Mad Train wine 24
shot of tomato schnapps 15
whiskey sour 14
white lightning 13
ice-cold Willer 12
salty dog 11
bottle of gin 11
strawberry wine 11
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 10
bottle of tequila 10
martini 9
strawberry daiquiri 9
fine wine 9
tequila sunrise 8
margarita 8
shot of orange schnapps 8
bottle of vodka 8
Imp Ale 8
pink pony 7
shot of grapefruit schnapps 7
spiced rum 7
vodka and cranberry 6
boxed wine 6
bottle of whiskey 6
calle de miel 5
bloody mary 5
redrum 5
monkey wrench 5
whiskey and soda 5
white Canadian 3
bloody beer 3
bottle of rum 3
vodka martini 3
whiskey and cola 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
screwdriver 2
eggnog 2
fuzzbump 2
spooky mushroom wine 1
rum and cola 1
steel margarita 1
eggnogtini 1
rockin' wagon 1
wine spritzer 1
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 1
roll in the hay 1
ducha de oro 1
candycaine 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1

[kinvoya]

You eat and drink a lot, dood. I just put a Bartender-in-a-Box and a Chef-in-a-Box in my campground so I'll be making more of my own food and drinks now without it costing an adventure. I also got a Stomach of Steel yesterday so I can drink even more. Whooot! I love it when strangers send me expensive mixed drinks. The Mon Tiki is awesome!

Also, I noticed that you can sometimes get mixed drinks for the same price as a bottle of liquor in the mall. For instance, a bottle of whiskey might be 100 meat but a whiskey and soda is also 100 meat so you don't have to buy the soda and mix them.

I made a big mistake yesterday by buying a fruit basket for 4k of meat. I thought I would be able to empty it out everyday and get lots of fruit but it was a one time deal. Bummer.

You have consumed the following food items:

spooky mushroom 17
Trollhouse cookies 13
hot wing 11
bowl of cottage cheese 5
tomato 3
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 2
cranberries 2
ravioli della hippy 2
fortune cookie 1
lihc eye pie 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
chorizo taco 1
ghuol guolash 1
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
stale baguette 1
stalk of asparagus 1
fricasseed brains 1

You have consumed the following booze items:

Imp Ale 24
screwdriver 6
ice-cold fotie 4
slip 'n' slide 4
ice-cold Willer 2
bottle of whiskey 2
Mon Tiki 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
bloody mary 1
fuzzbump 1
bottle of rum 1
steel margarita 1
salty dog 1
bloody beer 1
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 1
whiskey and soda 1
dry vodka martini 1
Mad Train wine 1

[west]

Hello again! After a brief moving break I'm back to (occasionally) checking cantr and playing KoL.

Cantr clan sounds interesting; right now I'm in The Protected, the goon clan. I seem to be in a rut between the l9 and l10 quests. Fun times.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

It's westy! Welcome back, hope the move went well!

[kinvoya]

I am insanely buying and selling things for a profit. I tell myself it's practice for having my own business and not a big waste of my time.

[Smellfungus]

Muscle day today!!!

I saved up my money, got myself some milk of magnesium, stocked up on food and beer, bought an Ode to Booze buff, and got a +15% chance of non-combat encounters. Then I rocked the haunted gallery! I got 59 muscle points today, a grand total of 25,262 muscle substats. I got five mysticality and moxie points too, as well as a whole heap of antique stuff! And thanks to my leprechaun, I gained 40,000 meat too!

I'm looking forward to tomorrow.