The grant-a-wish game

deadboy · Postby **deadboy** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:14 am

It was because she CRBed to kill all of your characters

I wish I had a really wobbly plate of jelly. Not to eat, merely to wobble

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:18 am

It was very wobbly. In fact it wobbled itself right off the table and onto your favorite shirt, staining it horrifically.

I wish IV more roman numerals.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:00 am

Currently roman numerals go up to M (1000). Thanks to your wish, new signs are assigned for 10'000, 100'000, 1'000'000 and 10'000'000. However they happen to be marked with letters A, N, U and S so everyone laughs at you while using them.

I wish my cold would end tomorrow and not through death.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:59 pm

Granted, your cold ends tomorrow but you are permanently blinded.

I wish I could get paid for doing nothing

Darkle-ish · Postby **Darkle-ish** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:00 am

Granted, however, you will be payed with cardboard boxes.

I wish I had a talking slice of bread.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:27 am

Done... but its screams of agony in the toaster left much to be desired.

I wish i knew the numerical equivilants for all the ASCII characters.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:15 am

Granted but from this point on you are talking and writing solely in those numbers, so only nerds can understand you.

I wish I had a screen reader.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:54 pm

Granted, however it only speaks the tongue of the old ones and you use it to read the complete works of HP Lovecraft, the words summon Cthulu and you are devoured.

I wish for a lover who is male 1/3 of the time, female 1/3 and tentacle monster the final third and madly in love with me.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:31 pm

Granted. You now get to deal with a moody being and even though it is madly in love with you and won't let you out of it's sight, you want nothing to do with it.

I wish my stomach would quit being so upset

Darkle-ish · Postby **Darkle-ish** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:39 pm

Granted. The doctors will be there to remove that pesky stomach soon.

I wish people didn't tend to think themselves to be a perfect being.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:53 pm

Granted, they now tend to think you are and in a sudden rush to worship you, you are trampled and killed. So sad.

I wish my job would give me my raise and get it over with.

Darkle-ish · Postby **Darkle-ish** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:21 am

Granted. Unfortunately, the owner of the company has decided to take all the money and run right before your paycheck.

I wish Barney would disappear off the face of the Earth.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:40 am

Granted, Barney disappears but Bee Bop now haunts your dreams. (somehow, I find that all the more terrifying)

I wish I had more ice cream.

Darkle-ish · Postby **Darkle-ish** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:08 am

Done. A large mountain of ice cream is dropped on you. Amazingly, you survive that. Unfortunately, you freeze to death.

I wish for a box of matches, a lighter, and 5 candles.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:15 am

Uh-oh, now you're in trouble. You get the stuff... after being tightly bound, the candles are placed in particularly sensitive spots around your body and the lighter and matches have been rigged to explode and cause 3rd degree burns when a certain one of the candles runs out. It will take at least an hour for the candles to burn down but the ties are unbreakable, there are no people to hear your cries of help and struggling will only spray stearin on you. Sorry.

I wish a certain player would bother to login today even though they're busy moving.

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