The grant-a-wish game

[Crosshair]

This happens, but only results in all the inhabitants of Dory becoming stupidly wealthy pirates, and killing all they meet. Six, no Seven galleons, and lots of sharp pointy things....




I wish that bugger'd die so i can have my resources back.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, he dies but you don't get the resources they're stolen by a thief.

Seen as Crosshair has turned me into a woman, I wish for an equisite purple dress, matching high-heels and a date with a nice dominant.

[Crosshair]

You get them, and him... he chainsaws you to death... again...



I want seeds... for UT.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but they only come online if your bleeding...


I wish I was whole, male and back to to my usual self.

[Crosshair]

It happens... unfortunately the dress and heels were fused to you by a freak firestorm just after you step out of the hospital. mmmm, burned velvet.




I wish Sarah would stop it! damnit stop doing that, Sarah! Jesus!

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, she stops. Along with everyone else, nobody ever notices anything you do again and you can't interact with them or see them, you're in endless whitespace.


I wish to be falling towards a planet, with red surface rocks, at greater than human terminal velocity, hot enough to rend the flesh from my body and feel every single thing, concious till there's nothing left. (Let's see you make this one backfire.)

[Crosshair]

You do... it hurts... you don't enjoy it as much as you thought you would... and your expectations weren't too high.



I want food.

[SekoETC]

You get a steamy bowl of boiled cabbage. Even if you happened to be one of the weird people who like boiled cabbage, it will give you a lot of gas and you must finish the whole bowl or else.

I wish none of my characters would die any time soon (though eventually yes so no turning into zombies either).

[Nakranoth]

Done, however, nothing interesting happens with any of them until directly before they die... and as such, you as a player never find out what happened in any of the very intriguing scenarios.

I wish I could see through anyone's eyes I wanted, whenever I wanted. (including my own)

[SekoETC]

lol But this is achieved by the person's eyes being ripped out of their sockets and held in front of own your eyes until you wish them to go back. And the target will remain blind after the eyeballs are stuffed back into the sockets.

I wish I knew what happened (/will happen) to those death reports.

[deadboy]

I hand you the obtuaries page of my local newspaper

I wish I'd have realised a little earlier that this week of school was pointless and just not come in on monday like 3/4s of the rest of my year (And I board, so I couldn't then come in tuesday, or for that matter any of the rest of the week)

[Pie]

granted, you realise it five minuts earlyer than you did. But becaus I have just changed the time line by granting you that wish, we are all sucked into a rip in the space time continueom and spewn acrost the univers. Will you be placed in a livable place, and a liveable time?

I wish I would stop freaking out at small things.

[saztronic]

Come on, Pie, I'm sure it's not that small. Unless you're a porn star, every man feels a twinge of insecurity now and again. Certainly not worth freaking out about.

I wish that I could pitch a perfect game in my major league baseball debut.

[Pie]

(Ok first of... that's not what I ment. )

Granted. Unfortunately you are never accepted into major league, and in the minor league you suck, so nobody ever notices you.

I wish that people wouldn't misunderstand other people so easaly, and that people wouldn't joke about something like that. (Xp)

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, people don't misunderstand or joke anymore, however they all become 90% as perverse as me, thus say those things seriously.


I wish I was alive again, after my firey death, in a fully functioning human body (non-emo) as applied by the open-wish project laws and effects.