Suggestions for new Animals

west · Postby **west** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:48 am

That's what they said about the American bison.

grayjaket · Postby **grayjaket** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:59 pm

How bout gremlins? Like, almost invisible little guys who wreak havoc? And Psycho Pixie's chars are the only ones who can actually see them?

Sho · Postby **Sho** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:38 am

Or someone could just start telling people that all the bugs in Cantr are actually caused by gremlins. When Cantr gets computers, computer problems will be called gremlins.

Meh · Postby **Meh** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:47 am

You could hear them earlier today.

Evertime someone even thought of giving someone else anything they would go Ger.

David · Postby **David** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:05 am

Killer Tomatoes

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:00 am

Jake wrote:How bout gremlins? Like, almost invisible little guys who wreak havoc? And Psycho Pixie's chars are the only ones who can actually see them?

but then everyone would know ALL of my charactures, and all my charactures would have to be a little deranged.... not all my charactures are crazy. In fact actually, none are right now. the closest would be my evil moral-free lesbian... or maybe my buffalo Priestess. both of them are a little... different shall we say?

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:14 am

but, back on topic. animal suggestions....

how about more Preditors? i dont think there are enough wolves and bears and cheetahs.... *runs and hides* tigers? we dont have tigers yet

im joking! i promise! no more preditors!

actually... Squirrils, flamingos, Parrots, crows, ravens, rats....

more small non-aggressive animals that people can kill with one or two hits and give people fur and small bones. small bones make the harvestng knife, and the needles and such... important small bones!

LLama's can give wool
Emu's would have a useful oil if killed, for cooking or leather treatment. as well as ~alot~ of feathers, and small bones and large bones.
Chickens, why dont we have chickens? live chickens could lay eggs for people to collect, and we could have cooked eggs and scrambled eggs.
Ducks and geese? again, feathers, and eggs.
Elephants... big kill, with tonns of hide, and ivory(good jewelry) not aggressive please?

back to the chicken thing... we should be able to drag animals inside... maybe put chickens in a building, and drop uncooked corn on the ground in there, the chickens eat the corn, and lay the eggs and we kill a few at a time for meat, feathers, and small bones. if we leave an egg on the ground for a while, the chicken hatches! woohoo!

Sheep drug inside would stay there and you would get a better load of wool from the sheep you keep inside for a while, before harvesting or killing. LETS SHEER SHEEP INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM! reality check, we dont kill sheep for wool. we sheer them. maybe make it so we use scissors to sheer them, and then it grows back in... 30 days?

do i even want to mention how nice it would be to drag all the wolves into a locked building and leave them there?

grayjaket · Postby **grayjaket** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:48 am

Psycho Pixie wrote:but then everyone would know ALL of my charactures, and all my charactures would have to be a little deranged.... not all my charactures are crazy. In fact actually, none are right now. the closest would be my evil moral-free lesbian... or maybe my buffalo Priestess. both of them are a little... different shall we say?

All right....btw, is that the same evil moral-free lesbian who was in quillanoi a while back? Anyway, back on topic, I think we need penguins. Theoretically, a penguin's brain is larger than the average BBC tv executive...

thingnumber2 · Postby **thingnumber2** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:06 pm

to...much....monty....python....for....you....wait, to much monty python? that's like...an oxymoron...

berserk9779 · Postby **berserk9779** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 9:07 pm

A Llama!! or an alpaca.
They give the warmest and smoother wool, they have a tasty and low in fat meat and you could get messges like:

794-1: You see 1 Alpaca spitting to a man in his twenties

Spectrus_Wolfus · Postby **Spectrus_Wolfus** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:26 pm

thingnumber2 wrote:to...much....monty....python....for....you....wait, to much monty python? that's like...an oxymoron...

take that back there is no such thing

berserk9779 · Postby **berserk9779** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:58 pm

What do you mean there is not such thing?

Alpacas, Llamas ,Guanacos and Vicuñas are animals tipical of coutries such as peru and bolivia. They give the best wood of the world and they SPIT. I am on a tour of south america now and, I can tell you, get to close to one of those animals and they will spit at you right in your face.
It is not pleasant i can assure...

More informations here : http://personal.smartt.com/~brianp/

Meh · Postby **Meh** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:13 am

They were talking about no such thing as monty python...

thanks to monty python we know that it takes 10,001 Llamas to produce credits to a movie.

Spectrus_Wolfus · Postby **Spectrus_Wolfus** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:53 am

and that the european swollow doesn't have high enough air speed velocity to carry a coconut from africa to england. the african does but of course it's non migratory so it wouldn't carry a coconut to england. of course 2 european swollows with a string between them could of cause carry a cocnut between them but they don't have fingers to tie the string around the coconut so how would they be able to do that.

Sho · Postby **Sho** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:43 am

Ah, yes, the "swollow," the bird exclusive to the world of Monty Python.

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