The grant-a-wish game

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sun May 06, 2007 7:51 pm

Granted but now my next wish will be censored so the next person will have a hard time filling it.

I wish I could ##### #########'s character in Cantr and ### ### ####### ## ### #### and maybe #### ### his #### so that he would be ####### for life and ###### to #### ## the #### ## ######. :twisted:

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:01 pm

Granted, but you're ####### repeadedly by a ##### #### until your ##### ####### profusely.

I wish wishes weren't censored...

AoM · Postby **AoM** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:43 am

Granted, asshole.

I wish for the next wish granter to receive a large static shock during the middle of their post. Feel free to cuss liberally when it happens, since nothing's censored anymore.

Nosajimiki · Postby **Nosajimiki** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:20 am

Granted, but you will not get the satisfaction me spewing out explicatives since I actually thought it was fun and like how my hair's all poofy now

I wish I didn't have to get a job.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:20 pm

You don't have to... but the alternative is to quit school and go hoboing it for the rest of your life.

I wish zippers never got stuck on anything... especially not parts of me...

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:50 pm

Granted, but due to the new found slackness they become useless, been replaced by press studs, which you keep jamming yourself in.

I wish for a large bowl of icecream, to share with the IRC people.

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:17 pm

You cause them all to contract terminal brain freeze... they transmute into strange walking corpses, with fresh breath... Time for some old fashioned Zombie battering...

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:07 pm

Granted, but that only comes from recieving caffine enemas. (Penn and Teller show mentioned it...)

I wish I could have all the people I "play" with in the same room right now!

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Tue May 08, 2007 7:19 pm

Oh, they are all in the same room. Just not the same room as you.

I wish an omnimorphic plant.

Mr. Bones · Postby **Mr. Bones** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:17 am

Granted. However it turns into a giant poisnous mushroom that release spores while you are asleep. You will roam about your house naked and mumbling undecyperably until you starve.

I wish PS3s were'nt so expensive.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Wed May 09, 2007 7:09 am

Granted, but due to the recent drop in prices they completely sell out before you can get to the store to buy one.

I wish the incident that happened when I was five never happened.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Wed May 09, 2007 6:50 pm

Done... now it happened when you were four and a half.

I wish my mumblings were never incomprehensible.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:20 pm

Granted, but you keep trying to mumble insults and end up been beaten up.

I wish the plans for when my parents are away go well.

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:40 am

They go well, the operation was a complete success, Antina.

I wish I knew whether or not Mitochondria evolved from bacterium or vice verca.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:02 pm

You find out that it was vice versa - that bacteria in fact evolved from mitochondria.

The mitochondria in your body hear about this too and decide to evolve and take a hike, resulting in your death.

I wish water level in Cantr would rise so that Doryiskom was submerged and Shortinazy and the neighbouring mountain region became it's own island.

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