Postby saztronic » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:28 pm
Granted, thanks to the painstaking work of Dr. Song Hyeong-Gong of South Korea, who has successfully fused the genomes of a human woman and a Shetland pony -- and brought the resulting zygote to full term. "Morgan," as the hybrid is known, languished for several months in depression and dismay over her lack of compatible companionship until, of course, she set eyes on you: a ravishing ponyboy who was once a dolphin and before that, a human male.
Unfortunately, sammigurl (still dressed in full BDSM pony regalia) and our dear Morgan, the human-pony hybrid, immediately set upon each other in a fit of interspecies bloodlust and jealous rage. Morgan suffered a severe kick to the hind quarters, as well as a studded leather bullwhip to the face. Now you sit by her side day and night, nursing her back to health with apples and sugarcubes, longing for the day when the two of you can put each other out to pasture. So to speak.
I wish they served cocktails at work.
I kill threads. It's what I do.