The grant-a-wish game

[Spazz]

Granted, I get a ticket for driving an old cadillac, which I promptly run you over with in retaliation for your absurd wish.

I wish Delgrad had his mouth sewn shut and his nose and fingers removed so he could never suggest that (Nobody messes with the Caddi!)

[Nakranoth]

Done, but he had already made his wish, so you're still SOL.

(Oh, and just because you're male doesn't mean you can't give birth due to Grant-A-Wish game )

I wish people's intelligence didn't spontaneously deteriorate when in proximity to cats.

[hEarty]

Granted. It now happens when they are around you.




I wish that it was 4am already so I can go get some breakfast!

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, though due to the time difference between here and there, it hasn't really changed, but you can still eat...

I wish I knew the answer to the question posed in the song "Birthday - The Cruxshadows" (ie: Who do you want to be before you die?)

[Spazz]

Granted, however the knowledge somehow irreversibly turns you emo... and extremely geeky with thick glasses and ugly teeth, and a taste for plaid, pocket protectors, whining, a dislike for all things pain, and an addiction to polka dot clown pants.

I wish Delgrad's wish to be completely revoked. (Without any negative effects to me or my Cadillac, or my ability to drive her, she's my baby )

[hEarty]

Granted but something happened and now all of your wishes are revoked as well.


I wish that I could remember what I wanted to wish for

[Nakranoth]

You did, and you wished for it... silly self-fufilling wishes.

I wish I knew regular expressions.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted you know regular expressions, but to make room for all this we had to remove all your knowledge of how to go to the toilet and move, so you're a drooling incontinent vegtable who knows regular expressions.

I wish I wasn't turned into a emo kid and was my usual sexy goth self...

[Crosshair]

You are your usual sexy goth self... unfortunately the drainpipes you were wearing at your emo stage damaged you somewhat... welcome to the half mast club!




I wish I had discrete gills.

[Pie]

granted. but now you don't have any lungs. better hurry to some water.

I wish I chose my freinds more carefully. xp.

[Crosshair]

You choose them... unwittingly you chose the ones to be picked off by a sniper...





I wish i had some degree of knowledge in chemistry.

[Nakranoth]

Done, you now have just large enough of a degree of knowledge in it to know what it's called.

I wish I understood how I was typing as a drooling incontinent vegtable... oh, and that I regained control of all my lost motor and bodily functions.

[hEarty]

(I am going to hell for this)

Granted, you realize you are a god and when nobody worships you, you are forgotten and pushed aside.





I wish I believed in something.

[Pie]

granted. you now believe that chickens rund the world. You will never eat eggs again...


I wish that I didn't always feel so sempathetic over the slightest things (such as, things that happen in cantr.)

[Nakranoth]

Done, you are now a complete sociopath, incapable of sympathy or empathy.

I wish I were an omnipotent god, so people would love me.