The grant-a-wish game

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:35 pm

Granted. The cafeteria still has good sandwiches but unfortunately they had to close early for some obscure reason.

I wish someone would do my laundry for me!

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:04 pm

Granted, I'll do your laundry, however I don't know how to measure detergent correctly so your laundry still has some persistent stains on it. Also I charge you 20 euros per machineful.

They hadn't run out of sandwiches but they had two kinds of good sandwiches so I couldn't decide which one to pick so I bought both. So now I wish that my tummy wouldn't hurt, after all, it has been nearly three hours since I ate.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:24 pm

Granted. Now your right eye hurts.

I wish I knew how much 20 euros was!

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:39 pm

Wow, American to American on the subject of Euros, this could get ugly :lol:

But.. for the sake of the people from Europe on this board, I'll behave myself. :wink:

Granted, 20 euros is the exact cost of the jar of peanut butter, can of whipped cream, whip, and gigantic cucumber your tentacles are holding... and guess what they're thinking... :twisted:

I wish.. that I didn't have so much fun terrorizing and violating people with tentacles. :lol:

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:52 pm

Granted. You now hate it and you just can't stop.

I wish my laundry would hurry up and dry. I have to be at work in 15 minutes!

76006 · Postby **76006** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:41 pm

granted but your dryer started on fire to do so

Sparkle · Postby **Sparkle** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:28 pm

I wish that 76006 would put a wish so that I may respond to it.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:33 am

Wish granted but you find out that 76006 died right before he could make his (fish)/wish and feel horrible for giving him problems about not wishing!

I wish I could focus long enough to actually finish checking my girls.

EDIT: I wish that I could focus long enough to realize that you make WISHES not FISHES.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:12 pm

Granted, you can focus. But only once and you miss out on some fun by doing so.

Also granted, but in doing so you're forced to sit through five hours of videos on the reproductive cycle of trout.

I wish I had a leerjet to use to visit people.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:32 pm

Granted, but it explodes after your first flight... and you fly it to a large island that is covered in emo kids. (And no tentacles/S&M devices within 3000 miles)

I wish scratching one's own crotch wasn't so socially unacceptable. (No removing my genitals >.>)

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:54 pm

Granted, your arms are removed instead though.

(Like I couldn't MacGiver some sort of toy...)

I wish all the emo kids on this island were replaced by the people I wanted to visit and some S&M stuff... lots of it...

MikeToulis · Postby **MikeToulis** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:26 pm

Granted but now all the people you wanted to visit are Emo kid versions of themselves, to bored with life to care about the S&M stuff.

I wish I had tentecles too.

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:04 am

Granted. You are now an octopus.

I wish I had a wish.

hEarty · Postby **hEarty** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:26 am

Granted. *hands you your new 10lb baby wish) I hope you enjoyed the 3 days of labor.

I wish that my roommate would finally help me move my computer into my room!

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:49 am

Granted. Your roommate trips while carring your computer and upon hitting the floor your computer shatters into thousands of pieces.

I wish the United States would ban vehicles that get less then 50 miles per gallon of fuel.
(I feel I will regret this wish)

BTW: I am male and can not birth a child.

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