The grant-a-wish game

[hEarty]

Granted. They regrow to an inch.




I wish I knew just how excited the tentacles really were!

[Spazz]

Granted, they are so excited the serial killer loses control of them and they develop a mind of their own, resulting in them violating you in ways that would make the dirtiest whore blush.

I wish the other people still down in that ring would have more starving carnivores to deal with, it's getting too calm down there.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but you're the one who's put in the ring, and constantly respawns.


I wish for some "quality" time with hEarty's tentacles...

[SekoETC]

Unfortunately since the tentacles had grown sentient, they had been reading some books on child-upbringing and they assume you meant quality time in that sense, so they force you to sit in a table with them and drink tea and are spouting stupid questions like "How was your day, dear?" and "Are you sure none of the big boys are bullying you at school?"

I wish I had video clips of what the tentacles did prior to this and the files must be in a format my computer understands.

[Solfius]

Granted. [Link removed - We can talk but no images, tis a family board.] but now everyone knows just how perverted you are (no more than most of the other forum members it seems ^o) )

I wish I could have resisted the urge to post that link...

[formerly known as hf]

You didn't post the link, you accidentally posted a link to your home address. 200 people turn up and trash it...

I wish I didn't have a fairly good idea what Solfius had posted, even though I missed the link itself.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you have a idea that it was far worse than it was. (It wasn't as bad as stuff I've watch/seen/drawn, but saying that I can make sex look like church [bonus points for anyone who knows where that's from])


I wish people could be more adult about been adult and keep the posting here to words. Naughty words, but still words.

[Solfius]

too fast for me HF, I had just come back to alter that post.

If anyone desperately wanted to follow that link, seek and ye shall find

[hEarty]

(wow I feel violated and I think I like it )

I wish that Solfius woulda actually posted a wish that I coulda answered!

[hEarty]

*shuffles her feet*

I wish I didn't feel like I killed this game!

[Nakranoth]

Uh oh, three wishes open at once... this could be dangerous...

People could... however, as we all know, people don't have tentacles, and well, this thread seems to be full of them.


He would have, but decided it would be so much more sinister to just throw in a comment that had nothing to do with the game so as to confuse you.

And, the oh so obvious, you take on the concistency of jello... and I never touched jello that felt like it killed anything.


I wish the store near my dorm would restock their peanut butter again... I've been way under-fed without a peanut butter supply.

[chadpants]

Granted. The store is fully stocked with peanut butter, all jars showing a pull date (expiration) of August 14, 1981.








I wish Ben Affleck and Andie MacDowell were much better actors.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but the magic is limited to one movie. That movie is "Tentacle: The violation" It's very sucessful in selling to cantr players.


I wish I had the rights to that movie

[deadboy]

You do but it cost you all your life's savings and as the movie flops you lose everything

I wish that people would get off the topic of tentacles!

[SekoETC]

Granted with one little additional word inserted: They get off on the topic of tentacles. Which really doesn't change anything...

I wish the cafeteria would still have some good sandwiches left (I do have the money to buy).