The grant-a-wish game

[hEarty]

Granted. But then you are fired anyways.


I wish for World Peace!

[Nakranoth]

Done. However, due to the sudden boost in population spurred by the lack of strife, food supplies quickly diminish and the entire world explodes into conflict over survival.

I wish I had a bunker that could protect me from all the nukes getting flung around because of world peace... oh, and it also needs to have enough supplies in it for me and a few other people to survive for several years.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however the other people in it are me and the harem from my previous wish, and the food is spiked with aphrodisiacs.

I wish it was colder. 280 kelvin or something near...

[UloDeTero]

Granted. You are now lost in the arctic with 279 guys called Kelvin.

I wish people would reply to my new Alternative Endings thread.

[Neuman]

Granted. Unfortunately, every thyme someone posts in there, one word in the English language is replaced by one of it's homonyms. Which is one of two or more words that have the same sound and often the same spelling but differ in meaning, such as bank (embankment) and bank (place where money is kept).

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I wish for an asteroid the size of Montana to crash into the Earth.

[hEarty]

Granted. Montana is ripped out of the ground and is crashed into the center of the Pacific Ocean, tidal waves completely wiping out England and the entire eastern coast of North America. Got nothing against the place, it just seemed more resonable!



I wish for a happy ending.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you overdose on prozac. You're happy and ended.

(Btw, the pacific is on the opposite side of the world to England and the Eastern US).

I wish for a rubber hammer, three pounds of jelly and tentacles, lots of tentacles... (hehe...)

[hEarty]

( I knew that... I just woke up. Give a girl a break!)

Granted. You are given a rubber hammer, completely smeared in jelly and molested by tentacles.. LOTS of tentacles.

I wish that I could meet my alternate self and slap her!

[Yömyssy]

Granted. You meet her, slap her, and notice that she was a bodybuilder that started spanking (as in the father-teaches-son in cartoons. Not the other..... )

I wish for a can of beer. Pure beer. Nothing but beer. In a barrel. _Normal_ wooden barrel.

[hEarty]

Granted! You get a can of pure beer in a normal wooden barrel but you have no way to open the barrel!




I wish for another jar of crunchy peanut butter!

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you have a jar of peanut butter, but you also get a phobia of getting it stuck to the roof of your mouth.


I wish for the ability to stop wishing for tentacles (not that I'll use it...).

[Solfius]

The Communications Department - Cantriian Ministry of Truth

Totally off topic, but does that make the Player's Department the Ministry of Love?

lol


You gain the ability to stop wishing for tentacles, but it doesn't stop the tentacles from previous wishes coming, lots of tentacles

I wish I got a pound for every time I logged into Cantr, lol

[hEarty]

Granted. There is now a person standing behind your chair, pounding his fist against your back every time you log into Cantr.




I wish that there wasn't so much lag in Cantr right now!

[Antichrist_Online]

There is less lag. However it's lag as in lagging (Insulation/damping/tar between boards), so all the ships suddenly sink.


(yes PD is Miniluv. And what makes all those tentacles bad?)


I wish for everyone in the world to get some love now...

[hEarty]

Granted. Everyone in the world recieves a little love and about 36 new STD's

(there is absolutely nothing wrong with tentacles)


Because of Anti's wish, I now wish that I was immune to STD's.