The grant-a-wish game

UloDeTero · Postby **UloDeTero** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:19 am

Granted. History has now been re-arranged so that you didn't fail any courses. Of course, in your new past you never took any courses either, so you now have no qualifications.

I wish everyone was telepathic!

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:51 am

Granted, however everyone gets scared of others learning their most secret thoughts due to which people intentionally stop thinking and revert into vegetables.

I wish I could finish eating lunch without feeling too full or nauseous.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:42 am

Granted, your lunch is a grain of rice, enjoy

I wish the heating in my building didn't quit, this snow on Easter thing is fine and all, but not having heat isn't.

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:27 am

See how happy you are in Texas during ther hottest part of summer with the heat still not quitting.

I wish my 100 year old Cantr Characters won't die of old age anytime soon (or killed by other means as well)

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:27 am

Lol, Bowser, I AM in Texas... I have been for the best part of 2 years. And during the hottest part of the day, I'm usually working on a concrete flightline.

Granted, they slip into a coma, where others feed them, but they can't do anything at all, not even speak, but they don't die for a long, long, time.

I wish Taco Bell had a delivery service. :lol:

UloDeTero · Postby **UloDeTero** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:16 pm

Granted. Now when you go there, you have to endure a lot of women screaming and panting, babies crying, and the occasional puddle of amniotic fluid. (Just don't ask what happens to all the placentas!) :shock:

I wish for my own little universe and the power to shape it to my will.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:47 pm

Whoa, good one!

Granted, you get a tiny universe, sealed in a snow globe, if you shake it, you can make it winter!

I wish my boots didn't wear holes in my socks. :roll:

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:38 pm

Granted... your socks now wear holes in your boots.

I want peace of mind.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:04 pm

Cool! Now I get issued new boots! No more having to pay for socks! Thanks Crosshair!

*Breaks Crosshair's skull open and takes a piece of his brain and hands it to him* Granted! Piece of mind!

I wish I had a new backpack, mine's torn open...

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:53 pm

Your back is skinned and you get a bag made of human hide. Enjoy.

I wish I could morph into a man and back to myself unlimitedly.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:03 am

Granted, however, the change only applies to your genitals, in other words, you still change between a man and yourself, but the rest of your body stays the same... oh, and you get a random STD when you switch. :twisted:

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Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:12 am

I wish the moon would split in two and flying monkeys would come out of it and take over the poles.

Crosshair · Postby **Crosshair** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:02 pm

Fine. They take your organs.

I want to stop feeling threatened.

Antichrist_Online · Postby **Antichrist_Online** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:19 pm

Granted, you're lobotomised so you don't feel anything anymore.

I wish invited to speak on Bullshit!

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:04 pm

Someone by the name of "invited" comes to speak on channel #Bullshit and they don't capitalize anything, not even their nick.

I wish I were a dog.

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