The grant-a-wish game

[Crosshair]

The geese then eat your face... you have to live with this horrifying injury for the rest of your life. You wished for geese, right? I don't know, I can't read what you said...


I want to be able to choose between Lucy or Rachael.

[Neuman]

I don't know who those are, but okay. You get the ability to choose, but you choose wrong. This kills or disfigures you somehow.


I wish these zombies would stop hassling me, seeing as I can't get my Zombie Survival Guide, and thus have no idea what to do in this situation.

[SekoETC]

Umm, since when did you get zombies? I didn't notice. Unless that wishing for eternal life to everyone counted as that. Anyway, all the zombies drop dead, but their corpses are now deteriorating rapidly, luring swarms of flies and rodents and vultures. They also smell and leak bodily fluids.

I wish one of my characters would get hurt but not in a fatal way. (Yes, I'm very bored atm.)

[mcclone]

Granted, but, when you return to town after chasing the suicidal newspawn, who hit you with his bare fist, you find that the entire town has been taken over by characters with names like Dorothy, the Tinman, and the Cowardly Lion, who's only roleplay is reciting, verbatim, the entire screenplay from the Wizard of Oz, complete with flying monkeys.

I wish I could write one paragraph in this game without making some sort of typo.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but it's such a long paragraph that everyone falls asleep while reading it so no one truly realizes what a fine paragraph it was.

I wish I could have a town-wide pillow fight in Cantr.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but the town only has two people in it.


I wish for Tentacle Sex! (I know I'm asking for it here...)

[Nakranoth]

Done, *The granting of this wish has been censored for decency*

I wish I didn't have built in censorship, that post would have been quite fun, if completely twisted.

[SekoETC]

Hah, you cease to have any sort of self-moderation - which is quite fun for a while, writing all sorts of naughty stuff but then your girlfriend finds out and dumps you.

I wish I could see what them tentacles did to Anti.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

You do, but then you you are blinded and go crazy from the shock. You have to be submitted to a modern day Bedlam.

I wish I lived in a castle.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but you also have to keep your clothes in a guardrobe, the smelly kind that is connected to the oldfashioned (and only) toilet.

I wish I was the black knight of Hermi's Castle.

[Nixit]

While that would be nice, Hermi would seriously think twice about any sort of 'intimate relations' due to the armor you have to take off. That five extra minutes man!

I wish I had my dinner of a foot-long beef right now!

[mcclone]

Granted, one foot-long beef, coming up. However, this particular beef is liberally flavored with pure habanero peppers, and unfortunately, we are all out of beverage.

I wish I had a swing like Tiger Woods.

[Nakranoth]

Here's your brand new swing set, complete with trees and wildcats.

I wish sandwich meats were cheaper.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but they're now made of roadkills to cover for the loss of profit.

I wish for a chocolate egg that's yummy and non-poisonous and within my reach and free.

[Zanthos]

The next time you go to the bathroom, instead of feces you will expell chocolate eggs

I wish to have not failed so many courses...