The grant-a-wish game

[Pie]

granted, they have wings so you could make buffalo wings, but they are now evil and super strong so now only a team of 50 people can kill a buffalo and everyone on K isle and all the other places with buffalo are killed.

I wish I didn't have to make this wish.

[kroner]

You didn't have to. But you did anyway.

I wish it was summer.

[Spazz]

Granted, it is now summer, you are in the middle of Death Valley, lost, with no water or people in days of you, have fun.

I wish for a flak cannon to shoot down those pesky flying buffalo, I WANT MY BUFFALO WINGS DANGIT!!!

[Nakranoth]

Granted, but the buffalo get them too.

I wish for four homophones.

[sanchez]

We cut out your tongue and now every word you utter sounds just like 'er'.

I wish my houseplants were thriving as the seasons change.

[SekoETC]

Granted, the atmosphere changes so that it's perfect for houseplants, even so well that they rapidly develop a superior intelligence. Then they grow vines that wrap around your limbs and you're only allowed to do what they want, which is watering and changing soil and singing to them, etc etc. Otherwise they would strike you with thorny branches. I dunno, some people might even like that but most of the human race doesn't, and the world has been taken over by plants along with your house.

I wish I was completely healed by tomorrow morning.

[Crosshair]

Granted... Unfortunately we had to remove your heart and replace it with a piece of cotton wool... Good luck with that.


I wish for a really nice cup of tea.

[Spazz]

Granted, you get a living and sentient cup of tea, it's really nice to you, until you pass out from the drugs it put in its tea, then it uses your body for Frankenstein style experiments, animating a giant half man, half teacup monster, which eats your brain for it's first meal.

I wish... I wish... the dark side of the moon would turn itself towards Earth so I could see it. (From Earth, without my vision blocked/blinded, and without death resulting, be creative )

[Racetyme]

Granted. You totally fuck up the tides over the whole earth.


I wish for faster computer.

[Neuman]

Granted. Have fun catching it and it's 2 GB awesomeness.


I wish for a Zombie Survival Guide.

[Spazz]

Granted, however, the book bursts into flames the moment you touch it, as does every other copy of it when you touch it.

I wish for an ice age on cantr, so my charries can chase mammoths. (Without dying)

[Racetyme]

Done. All the goods are frozen to the ground. Nothing but mammoths for you!



I wish I could beat this level of Hitman.

[Spazz]

Granted, but all other things are impossible to you, but, hey, you can beat that level of Hitman in record time!

I wish whoever grants this wish would be dropped in a tank of pirahna.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, however these are de-toothed pirhana and only manage a pleasurable sucking sensation...


I wish I had all of the evil plants Seko granted and they were under my complete control.

[Spazz]

Granted, but a swarm of locusts from another dimension devours them all, and, running out of food, eats you as well.

I wish that the first person to read this (after I type it) becomes illiterate.