The grant-a-wish game

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:19 am

you get the most beautiful avatar to ever be concieved. all who see it are so transfixed that they can do nothing but stare at it until they whither and die. the cantr forum population is killed.

i wish i didn't have a midterm on tuesday...

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:18 am

Granted, you have a GED and a lifelong career at McDonalds.

I wish acid reflux never existed.

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:29 pm

There was never a disease called acid reflux, because everyone had it all the time.

I wish for an unlimited supply of bagels

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:33 pm

Granted you have a limitless supply of bagels, the only catch is half of them are highly radioactive, each bagel could be your ticket to a slow and painful death.

I wish people would grow up and stop blocking off machinery.

Neuman · Postby **Neuman** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:27 am

People have grown up, and no longer block off machinery. You know, because they are now are 20 feet tall, with Godzilla-like powers.

I wish for the ability to control TV with my mind.

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:38 am

Granted. You are now the lamest super hero in history, and meet an end identical to that week sauce kid in xmen.

I wish for a pizza.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:13 am

Granted, you get a giant inflateable raft shaped and painted like a pizza.

I wish the immature char who got a radio would stop farting in it.

DELGRAD · Postby **DELGRAD** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:19 am

Granted, but the pizza is slightly out of phase with our own reality. You can see and smell it, but can not touch, grab or eat it.
No pizza for you! NEXT! "Soup Nazi "Seinfeld""

I wish I had some Kim Chee.

Postby **sanchez** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:35 am

*regurgitates some into your lap*

I wish I were just like Maceo Parker.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:06 am

You wish to be a guy...? Ok. You're the greatest saxophone player now but you have an ugly penis and unability to understand women. You also get harassed by racists who don't know shit.

I wish the immature char who got a radio would stop farting in it.

Granted, the person now learns where you lives and comes to fart in your town/building.

I wish I could stop stupid English assignments from piling up.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:31 pm

Granted, you burn them. The good news is, they don't pile up anymore, the bad news... you flunk out.

I wish the next person to post would get a hideous looking permanent unibrow. (without me getting one too) :twisted:

Racetyme · Postby **Racetyme** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:34 pm

Done. But only if by hideous you mean dashing.

I wish for a post count of a million.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:38 pm

(Unibrow can NEVER look good, unless you're dating an ogre

)

Granted, you spam to get to 1 million posts, at which point you lose all credibility as a poster and everyone on the forums ignores you.

I wish nobody could screw up this wish. :lol:

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:47 pm

Your wish is screwed to the floor of the deepest basement, thus it's very much down and never going to be up.

I wish at least one of my characters was lit up and it was something interesting.

Spazz · Postby **Spazz** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:12 pm

I COULD light one of your charries up, but it'd reveal who I play... so....

Granted your favorite charrie has been kidnapped, brutally beaten, and sold into slavery.

I wish buffalo had wings in Cantr, so my charries could make buffalo wings.

The grant-a-wish game

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