The grant-a-wish game

[Pie]

Granted. Pigs now rule the world.

I wish I had some food...

[Spazz]

Granted, but a flying pig defecates on it before you can eat it.

I wish all of the flying pigs were my mindless slaves. BWAHAHAH!

[Nakranoth]

Done. However, without minds, they all haplessly die in silly manners. And one ate all your socks and undergarments while you weren't looking.


I wish that the mindless flying pig corpses would dissapear... the decay is seriously overwhelming, and bound to cause sickness if it sits for too much longer.

[Spazz]

I had socks, and underwear too?! Whoa! I never knew that.. I always went without.

Granted, all of the corpses are used in the annual roadkill eating contest, in which you are forced to participate... Enjoy.

I wish players would stop quitting Cantr at an alarming rate

[DELGRAD]

Granted no one ever stops playing and a huge amount of people start playing and now the server load is so high that the sever is only online for the first two days of the month under heavy load.

I wish for the worst thing possible for myself, everyone and everything. In other words every livingthing dies everything destoyed.
I wish that nothing to exsist. By nothing I mean a never ending void of nothingness. No gods "whatevrer, whoever whants to call them" no matter, no thoughts. Just nothing. No way of anything any "god" ever to ever be. Just peramanent nothingness. Nothing dead, alive or spirtual. No one dead, alive or spirtual. Just plain nothing. I can not be either.

[SekoETC]

Ok, suddenly there's only void. But actually I was also wishing for that so it's not so terrible at all.

I wish my dad would stop being so sarcastic.

[Spazz]

Granted, now instead he becomes annoying, talking about things that don't make sense, and never stops talking.

I wish somebody would have told me I didn't have to come to work until 8 this morning...

[Racetyme]

Granted. You didn't pay attention.


I wish I only had to sleep 2 hours a night to feel good.

[SekoETC]

Granted, but if you sleep one minute more, you'll feel groggy for the rest of the day. You get obsessed by alarm clocks and they piss off your neighbours.

I wish Cantr weren't laggy for me.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but as it's laggy for everyone else you still feel exceptionally bored by the waiting.

I wish I could tell my parents the truth about me...

[Nakranoth]

You could... But they'd disown you.

I wish I were eye, eye were aye, and aye were I.

[sanchez]

Done. Along with a lot of other ridiculous spelling reforms, rendering you illiterate.

I wish for Georgetown to prevail in the next round of the ncaa tournament.

[Spazz]

Nice Nakranoth Knockoff Avatar, Seko!

Granted, but for the rest of eternity they will never prevail over anyone again.

I wish my foot would uncramp already (Without it being removed or me dying)

[Racetyme]

Done. The other one cramps up.


I wish my teeth would automatically floss themselves.

[Spazz]

Granted, I hope you don't mind them flossing themselves with very "ripe" smelling roadkill skunk guts. Enjoy your breath that smells like death!

I wish I had a good avatar.. (Nothing gay)