The grant-a-wish game

[sanchez]

You weigh 10lbs more than my car.

I'd like a nice evening out.

[Racetyme]

Granted, but its followed by a very hard day.


I wish that pigs could fly.

[Pie]

granted. they poop on youlre lawn and one of them falls on you, causing you to DIE!!!

I wish i had another soda.

[Racetyme]

Granted. But its a 15 liter and you have to drink it all within 10 minutes. You are very, very sick.


I wish for a bath.

[Nakranoth]

Done... however, your skin has been replaced by potassium.

I wish for to undergo metamorphosis.

[Antichrist_Online]

You metamorph into a cow.


I wish people would stop spouting crap on science and adopt the most upto date paradigm (SP?).

[SekoETC]

Done. Science becomes the new world religion. However, God gets jealous and zaps the world with a meteor.

(And didn't he want the smilie to morph, not himself?)

I wish for something interesteing to happen in Cantr that doesn't involve characters dying or turning into zombies.

[Nakranoth]

Something intensely interesting happens, however, noone's allowed to talk about it, and it isn't where any of your characters are.

(and yeah, I asked for the smily to be changed... not me...)

I wish for a catatonic goldfish.

[SekoETC]

It appears in the back of your throat. Swallow or choke.

I wish I weren't feeling so nervous.

[Nakranoth]

(Mmmm... free snack)

Your head exploads. No more nervous.

I wish the next person's wish goes without a hitch.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, but other catastrpohes are likely...

(Sorry my wishing wand got bent... and I miss, so heres a post granting addition - the smilie becomes )

I wish I could decode the entire Voynich Manuscript.

[deadboy]

Granted, but the only copy you have is engraved into a grain of rice

I wish that I knew what the Voynich Manuscript was or where I'm sure I've heard of it before from

[Neuman]

The Voynich manuscript is a mysterious illustrated book with incomprehensible contents. It is thought to have been written between approximately 1450 and 1520 by an unknown author in an unidentified script and unintelligible language.

Over its recorded existence, the Voynich manuscript has been the object of intense study by many professional and amateur cryptographers, including some top American and British codebreakers of World War II fame (all of whom failed to decipher a single word). This string of failures has turned the Voynich manuscript into a famous subject of historical cryptology, but it has also given weight to the theory that the book is simply an elaborate hoax — a meaningless sequence of arbitrary symbols.

The book is named after the Polish-American book-dealer Wilfrid M. Voynich, who acquired it in 1912. As of 2005, the Voynich manuscript is item MS 408 in the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library of Yale University. The first facsimile edition was published in 2005.

You heard of it for the first time from yourself from the future. You had a fun talk about old times, which were new times to you. He had to leave at around 10 to get back to the DeLorean.

That will be 2.5 million dollars. If you don't pay, you may be involved in certain incidents which we will not speak of.


I wish to make an enormous amount of money doing something good for humanity in general, without harming anyone in the long run.

[Nick]

You kill everybody who spells improperly. (good for humanity, nobody is harmed in the long run, only the short run)

I wish for a million wishes.

[Nakranoth]

Done, but you need to make a million posts, and none of them will be fufilled in a competely desireable manner.

I wish any plant could be eaten without ill effects.