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Postby Zanthos » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:04 am

oohh! they could act as a warming agent for when weather is implimented! it could dry your clothes when you sit on it.
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Postby Nakranoth » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:12 am

I'd say that gender should be checked before allowing it to be sat upon... but I guess there are some of those characters so it really shouldn't need to be restriced... I guess.
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Postby DELGRAD » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:21 am

Jet engines that could be fitted to any vehicle. Then you could build wings onto the vehicle (incuding boats) and fly about dropping propane bombs on all the towns that you do no like.
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Postby formerly known as hf » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:36 am

Nakranoth wrote:but I guess there are some of those characters
"Some of those"?
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Postby Solfius » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:04 am

Hmm, this topic just keeps sinking to new depths :roll:

If you mean what I think you mean, then plenty of straight individuals also enjoy that kind of thing.

If that's not what you meant, don't mind me...
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Postby west » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:44 pm

My thoughts exactly, but I wouldn't recommend candles for anyone. Solely based on what I've heard, of course.
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Postby formerly known as hf » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:26 pm

Candle wax is non water-soluble, so that's a big no-no...

Same reason vaseline should never be used. Which is pronounced Vas-er-leen.

Not Vaese-leen. Damned smelly 'mercans.
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:33 pm

*wonders where the R is hiding*
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Postby Chris Johnson » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:01 pm

It's suprising where us Brits hide our Rhotic consonants
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Postby Joshuamonkey » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:53 pm

You mean vas-uh-lene? :lol:
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Postby CantrFreak » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:09 am

Make Malus Harruney Supreme Overlord of Cantr. :roll:
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Postby Spazz » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:35 am

SEKO!!! You about made me shoot coke out of my nose! Sitting on candles, you pervert. :lol:

Yes, I just now checked this thread again.

And for hf, if I remember correctly, Vaseline is an American company, who would the British be to tell America how to pronounce their own products/inventions? :P
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:52 am

Splitting the off-topic posts. Too far off-topic.

The two pages of strange, twisting meanderings can now be found at: http://www.cantr.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 18&start=0
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Postby Nick » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:32 am

wikipedia.org wrote:Pond's Cream was invented in the United States as a medicine by scientist Theron T. Pond in 1846. Mr. Pond extracted a healing tea from witch hazel, with which he discovered he could heal small cuts and other ailments. Soon after, the product would be known as "Pond's Extract".


Chesebrough opened his first factory in 1870 in Brooklyn. The brand name stems from the German word for water, wasser (pronounced vahser), and the Greek word for oil, elaion.


Petroleum jelly or petrolatum is a semi-solid mixture of hydrocarbons. Vaseline is a well-known brand, originally produced by Chesebrough-Ponds, which was purchased by Unilever in 1987.
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Postby Joshuamonkey » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:42 am

And the Canadian sets us straight. :D

...and I don't even know how those really relate.
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