The grant-a-wish game

[Nakranoth]

(Hey, I'm happy, the flint'll break apart when it finally hits something... and I've been invincable for the past several posts, so no need to even run from it...)

Done, but every time you do, you loose: 1 - your brain, 2 - your skin, 3 - your stomach, 4 - your blood, 5 - your heart, 6 - your spineal cord, 7 - your eyes, 8 - your reproductive organs, 9 - your arms, or 10 - your legs. What you loose is chosen by a 10 sided dice being rolled, re-rolling twice if you've already lost it. (and remember, you can't survive long without vital organs )

I wish for a steel sword properly sized to be used by me.

[Pie]

done.

unfortuanately, you have to remove it from youre gut.

I wish i knew what a skimmer was (the boat)

[Crosshair]

You do... you're then hit by a train... (at this point i will tell you, you are nowhere near a railway track.)



I wish TV was better.

[SekoETC]

Your TV is now made of candy, yummy candy in all your favourite flavours and for some parts crunchy, for some parts chewy and soft. But naturally it's unable to fill it's ordinary function of showing programs.

I wish I could make myself scedules and follow them.

[Crosshair]

You do... this becomes your obsession. You can no longer do anything unless it has been planned months in advance.


I'd like my Chemistry Coursework to be done by the time i get back to school

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, it's done but it's only worth a D.


I wish people would try my puzzles.

[The communist]

Granted. Youre puzzles are tried and enjoyed all over the world. Due to this you become very popular and get married. You have lots of kids, all of them good workers, strong and smart. As you get in old age, you suffer from kidney failure. Your kids hate you and youre marrital partner tries to kill you.

I wish my best friends wanst moving to England.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Done, your best friend is moving to Japan instead.

I wish I were done fixing my room.

[SekoETC]

In a temporary fit of insanity, you "fix" it with dynamite. Problem solved.

I wish I could get along with just three hours of sleep a night.

[Pie]

done. you are now dead and don't need any sleep.

I wish i didn't have to do homework, and nothing els in the world changed exept for me not having to do homework, and a law in the constitution saying that the person who playes pie on the online game of cantr wich was created by the smart and cool jos does not have to do any homework, and gets all A's and is smart.

[DELGRAD]

Granted

A global killer comet strikes the Earth. We all live, but are thrown back into the stone age. No Cantr, no school, no homework. 16 hours a day of hard manual labour just to eat. We are all smart as the stone age goes.


I wish to have 20 once ribeye(well done) and a side of chilli cheese fries. Oh and some cottage cheese and a skinned thinnly sliced tomato.

[Racetyme]

Also you get poison.


I wish I knew how to fly a jet.

[formerly known as hf]

You get into a jet and fly it.
Into a mountain.


I wish there was more time in the day.

[Chris Johnson]

Every plant in the world is replaced with thyme

At first the smell is pleasant but soon becomes overpowering and sickly



I'd love a nice packet of toffees

[Racetyme]

Granted. But you don't get to eat them. Ever.


I wish I weighed 10 pounds more.