The grant-a-wish game

[Racetyme]

You didn't make a wish, so I get to do what I want. You're dead. What a shame.


I wish I had an apple pie.

[deadboy]

Wish granted. You now have invented a source of energy that is extremely toxic to anyone whocomes in contact with it. Eventually the earth becomes overpolluted. This keep on going on untill all the planets are inhabitable.Nice going,einstien.

That ended up harming humanity . I said it had to keep on helping humanity and that it couldn't harm them

[SekoETC]

Meh, stop killing the thread. Racetyme gets the apple pie used in the movie American Pie. Thoroughly used.

I wish I could freeze (and unfreeze) time when I want to, and I should also be able to move things during the frozen state of time without them setting on fire, and I could also bring other people into my continuous moment if I wanted to.

[Torn]

Granted. This wish goes against every law of physics, quantum thoery, and severall other well known peices of theory relating to time space. Eventually the universe collopases in upon itself. Congragulations! You just exterminated all of life kind.


I wish for a cat placed in a hat upon the edge of reality in the way that the reverberating effects would cuase a temporall parodox, against those that annoy me.

[Crosshair]

Thus is granted... but the cat isn't impressed, and jumps out of the hat, mauling and scratching you into a mutilated mess.


I wish I could go to work tomorrow.

[SekoETC]

You can, only to notice that everyone else on your work place have turned into zombies. Inspired by Boxhead you try to battle them instead of doing the only reasonable thing that's running away. Due to having no proper weaponry, you are soon torn into shreds and eaten.

I wish I could be bothered to search for info for my presentation.

[Torn]

Granted. If you dont search for information you will die a horribly painfull and very messy death.


I wish for, the complete equality of everyone through peace or through war.

[deadboy]

Granted, everyone dies in an apocaliptic nuclear war begun by America (ie. Bush) to bring peace to the world. Everyone's equally dead.

I wish that nothing bad comes of this wish

[Crosshair]

Granted, but you will lead such a fantastic lifestyle with this wish, you will eventually have nothing more to live for, as you have acheived everything... you become a lonely alcoholic with diseases...


I wish i knew why people can justify hating me when they have never spoken to/seen me.

[Torn]

Granted. But this enlightened knowlege will only come from becoming a woman and starring at a cat whilst drinking from a toilet, in youre backyard, naked.


I wish i wasnt such a mean ass bastard in real life.

[SekoETC]

Everyone falls in love with your ass, literally, and every time you go out, people are running after you, trying to pull your pants down to admire your ass. So at least your ass is not considered bastardly anymore. Eventually you're too afraid to go out at all.

I wish I could have an orgasm easier (but not caused by trivial things, mind you).

[Torn]

Granted. You now have an orgasm every five seconds.This is very good and bad, becuase you have to have enough semen for that, youre testicles are the size of a M1A1 Abrams Tank.
(Oh yes and refering to your last comment about my wish, that weird emo girl tried that already and got a knuckle sandwich.)


I wish for the complete form of Pi.

[Racetyme]

Seko is a girl.

Granted, but you have to say it. Bummer. You never get to stop reciting it.

I wish I was more charming.

[Torn]

Granted. You are now a snake charmer, with a deadly snake.

(What are you trying to say racetyme?)


I wish for Turmion KAlitot's newest C.D.

[SekoETC]

Torn... Do you know what a girl is? They consist of tits and cuteness. No testicles. Also you apparently don't know what trivial means, since cumming just because it's 5 seconds from the last time is rather trivial. I guess you were just trying to be innovative but failed horribly. Thanks for grossing me out. Totally.

You get the cd, in two pieces, with a little hole drilled through a corner of each so that you can hang it around your neck on a string, and give the other one for your sweetheart as a funky necklace.


I wish Torn didn't make every second or third or even fourth message in this topic.