The grant-a-wish game

[SZK]

Granted, but you lose all your other immunity to AIDS.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

[Nakranoth]

You become an Oscar Mayer wiener, but because you're mishapen, noone will go anywhere near you with their love, and you instead get fed to a dog.

I wish the next wish were in morse code.

[SZK]

Granted, but it's also in English.

.. / .-- .. ... .... / .. / .... .- -.. / .- / --. .- -- . / -.-. --- -. ... --- .-.. . / - .... .- - / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / .--. .-.. .- -.-- / .- -. -.-- / --. .- -- . / -- .- -.. . / . ...- . .-. / . ...- . -. / ..-. .-. --- -- / - .... . / ..-. ..- - ..- .-. .


I wish I had a game console that could play any game made ever (even from the future)

[Torn]

Granted, but this game console breaks the laws of space- time so, it gets sucked through a rip in the fabric of existance,and you go with it.





I wish my girl freind hadnt dumped me for my best freind.(
Who is another woman)

[Nakranoth]

She dumped you for your dad instead.

I wish the C++ course I'm in right now weren't so worthless.

[Nick]

Done. The course is now the same, but not worthless; costs you $2000.

I wish I hadn't of been snowed in on Valentine's day.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you were kept in by a flood from all the melted snow instead.

I wish I was in my story, the one most of you have read by now.

[Torn]

Granted. You now are in youre storie, but all the characters have been replaced by emo kids. Have fun.










I wish for the answer to the universe,life, and why the **** I put up with annoying people.

[Neuman]

The answer is 42. Now all you have to do is figure out the question.


I wish something bad would happen to me.

[Racetyme]

Granted. You fall down a flight of stairs, but miraculously are uninjured. You meet a gorgeous woman at the bottom, and live happily ever after.


I wish I was a superhero. (And not that guy who turns to water in Xmen)

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you are aquaman, the most useless superhero ever to get into a serious syndicated comic series. Your only powers are the ability to talk to fish and swim underwater for extended periods.


I wish people could tell the difference between goth and emo properly.

(Oh and Torn, replacing all my lovely gothy vampires with whiney emo kids was just mean!).

[Torn]

Comrade anticrist, you think i'm mean online? Wait untill you meet me in person. ( sadistic laugh.)

Granted. But you can only tell them apart through by kissing each and everyone on the a**.

[Torn]

I wish for that emo girl at school to stop trying to grab me in the crotch.( no turning her into a guy)

[deadboy]

Granted, she stops trying and keeps on managing to actually grab it


I wish that in 1000 years time I was a legend for writing/making/inventing something that helped humanity (ie not a weapon, or something that blows up the world, or a discovering the meaning on life, and that it is actually so sad that everyone ends up killing themselves or anything of that sort. It has to help humanity, and carry on helping humanity. Oh yes, and if it helps humanity buts kills all other life or forces us to move planets that would make one-hell of a lot of eco-friendly people not helped so it has to help the whole of humanity)

[Torn]

Wish granted. You now have invented a source of energy that is extremely toxic to anyone whocomes in contact with it. Eventually the earth becomes overpolluted. This keep on going on untill all the planets are inhabitable.Nice going,einstien.