The grant-a-wish game

[Nick]

Done. The religion thread gets it's own forum, and doesn't need a consolidated thread.

I wish for a sloop, crowbar, iron shield and battleaxe. To be in my posession, and not used to harm myself or anybody I didn't want to harm. These armaments should be of regular size in proportion to my body, and not unusual in any way. I should also have no other additional things granted to or taken away from me by you other than my wish.

[Pie]

yep. Now all you have to do is dig them out of you're body.

I wish I had a better computer.

[Racetyme]

You trade in your house for it. Well done!




I wish I was born a hundred years earlier

[Pie]

Done. But you are acadentally throun off the boat and die.

I wish My internet were faster.

[Nakranoth]

Done. You get your own internet, and it's the fastest there is... however, it's in every way incompatible with the everyone else's internet.

I wish wumpuses were wooly.

[Leo Luncid]

Granted, now the wumpuses have lost their sanity, whatever they are...

I wish for this

[SekoETC]

You get that but it's.

I wish that people could only communicate through singing (I mean orally, they could still write and draw pictures, but talking and shouting would cease to exist).

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Granted, but it's like you're stuck in a never-ending, very bad opera. Nothing can be made with glass anymore because it simply shatters all the time.

I wish.. all my work would get done by itself.

[deadboy]

It is...... badly

I wish that I had infinite wishes

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted you have infinate wishes, but you are unable to commicate at all, so can't use any.

I wish I was at last year's DragonCon.

[Nakranoth]

You were, but have no memory or souvenirs from it.

I wish potatoes grew above ground as then they could be gathered even faster in Cantr.

[N-Aldwitch]

Granted, but they uproot and collapse all the Cantr buildings, and cause earthquakes killing half of your characters- most are your favourites.

I wish there was no reply after this post.

[Crosshair]

Granted, but this is the post after that post.






I wish I was personal friends with Jesus, without having to be dead.

[Torn]

Granted. You are now jesus's favorite peice of clothing.



I wish for, a complete explination of the quantum fabric of space time, in relation to our own temporal dimension.

[Crosshair]

You'll get it, but through the medium of dance.... *does a jig* If you don't understand it, you'll just have to study the dance for years...


I want diplomatic immunity.