Funny or interesting IC quotes

David · Postby **David** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:39 am

An axe is easier to dodge in most cases... sabre is more agile. Of course if you say hatchet obviously that is easier... but a real axe is a lot more akward and cumbersome.... but then again easier to use, a sabre requires more skill. The force thing is right on... I've never used a sword to cut down a tree before lol.

west · Postby **west** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:04 am

The mass is wrong for the momentum necessary. Generally a sabre is a slashing weapon, not a hacking weapon like a heavier broadsword or an axe. Or a hatchet especially.

Most trees are hacked down.

Except for bamboo...you can slice that.

David · Postby **David** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:06 am

That's true, In the right hands a sabre can be much more deadly of course... a human is not a tree... one quick slice across the jugular or some other spot could leave someone in a pool of blood and soon death... sli

west · Postby **west** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:07 am

death doesn't tend to pool, though.

It kind of spreads

Meh · Postby **Meh** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:11 am

the needle is the deadiest weapon in the game. The sabre is too dull to kill anything with quickly.

new.vogue.nightmare · Postby **new.vogue.nightmare** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:16 am

Now in a possibly hopeless attempt to get back on topic:

739-6: Fred Bilsby says: "*laughs* Seth and Gemma sittin in a tree k i s s *rolls around laughing *"
739-6: Roberta Johns says: "Why make fun Fred, why not be happy that they have found each other?"
739-7: Seth Amonra says: "*grins* You`re all just jealous."
739-8: Andy Groff says: "I`m jealous Gemma got you and i didn`t! you know i wanted you all to myself Seth! And you all better know that i`m joking around! But yeah, i`m happy for y`all, good luck with it lol"

Yeah it's not THAT funny but at least it's an IC quote.

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:47 am

757-1: Olip man 2 says: "stupid bloody `coons"

757-1: You see Olip man 2 kill a racoon using a sabre.

757-1: You see Olip man 2 entering Olipifirovash, coming from Red Knights Outpost.

[...]

756-7: Olip man 1 says: "Don`t know [Olip woman]...."

756-7: You see Olip woman poke a racoon.

756-7: Olip woman says: "*looks at the racoon* What is it?"

756-7: Olip man 1 says: "Oh, a racoon! I ask everyone not to hit the racoon untill there are more of them. Lets say 5 or more?"

756-6: You see 1 racoons arriving in Olipifirovash, coming from Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash (north).

I just thought this was funny. Read down to up.

nitefyre · Postby **nitefyre** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:12 am

Poor ratcoons, always getting the blast of things, along with rabbits. Defenseless, why couldn't they be only defeated with a Holy handGrenade, give them a fighting chance as they jump from each cantrian char, fanging you in the neck.

=D I'd post several funny IC convo's but that'd compromise me, and I'd hafta kill you. :twisted:

nitefyre · Postby **nitefyre** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:17 am

"Not that funny, but an IC quote nonetheless." in Kirinn Forest.

757-1: Kirinn Soldier says: "BYE......btw for all who dont know my name yet it is....[...]....I`ll be famous someday

"

757-1: Kirinn Soldier says: "SHOOT!!!! I forgot where I lived...so what path do I take to leave?"

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:53 am

ahh... its good to see us back on topic!

Meh · Postby **Meh** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:21 am

stupid bloody topic pixies

new.vogue.nightmare · Postby **new.vogue.nightmare** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:02 pm

Sometimes, people just screw up horribly when they say things, and we laugh heartily. For one:

762-4: x says: "If anyone has any work for me to do I will gladly start when ever i`m done farking.

This next quote is brought to us by Toaplan, the same people who gave us Zero Wing:

762-4: J says: "Also do you all trade goods hat kind are readily available ,I would love to buy some clothes"

I think the 'hat kind' threw me off o_o;;

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:08 am

READ From the Bottom Up - disclaimer, the following events have been edited to remove herds of animals entering and leaving as well as other people's words not related to the conversation.

762-6: Crag Rock the Stonecutter say: "Everyone mark that man named King as Kill On Site.... The King has left the Forest, but soon we will say The King is Dead."

762-6: You see Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1 undock.

762-6: King says: "bye"

762-6: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-6: You see King drop some wood.

762-6: King says: "hold on one second il put it back"

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Haunted, assist Crag with dragging this fool to sing for Urza"

762-5: You see King drop some carrots.

762-5: You see King take some carrots.

762-5: You see King take some wood.

762-5: You see Crag Rock the Stonecutter hurt King using a crossbow.

762-5: You see King take some material out of a storage.

762-5: You see King take some material out of a storage.

762-5: You see King take some hematite.

762-5: You see King take some tomatos.

762-5: You see King entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from The Redrock Estate.

762-5: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering The Redrock Estate.

762-5: You see King entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Crag advises you refrain from entering our vehicles and buildings unless you wish to enteretain Urza with yoiur "songs""

762-6: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "We have no hotel, but we do have the Best little whore house of Olipifirovash Forest"

762-5: King says: "I sing... ....ever since my baby left me, i found a new place to dwell, its down the end of a lonely road a, the heartbreak hotel"

762-5: King says: "...I sing man."

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Another thing, the Red Knights and Stonecutters dwell here. you are no forest dweller. Are claiming this area as your own now?"

762-5: King says: "..I dont think you understand I..."

762-5: King says: "No I..."

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "King, Olipifirovash Forest is along Olipifirovash Road, between the west forest and Olipifirovash. It is not at the end, nor is named Lonely Do not spread lies about the routes that lead to our home."

762-5: King says: "the king of rock `n` roll man"

762-5: King says: "at Olipifrovash forest"

762-5: King says: "It`s down at the end of lonely street"

762-5: King says: "I found a new place to dwell."

762-5: King says: "Well, since my baby left me,"

762-5: kimmy - Stonecutter says: "the king of...."

762-5: King says: "Hey everyboady, im The King."

762-5: You see King arriving in Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash (west).

Nick · Postby **Nick** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:52 am

I like that... Elvis and Crag dont mix
And really... put a lock on that thing. I have stolen it with 2 different characters, and returned it with another char. How many times has that thing been stolen? Should be in Olip Forest now, unless that quote is recent. In that case, its in the hands of the King....

Bowser · Postby **Bowser** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:58 am

Nick wrote::lol: I like that... Elvis and Crag dont mix
And really... put a lock on that thing. I have stolen it with 2 different characters, and returned it with another char. How many times has that thing been stolen? Should be in Olip Forest now, unless that quote is recent. In that case, its in the hands of the King....

Looks like I broke the 4 day rule. Sorry, just thought it was amusing.

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