The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[formerly known as hf]

Yo!
The party's growin' - Like a teenage girl in a South London council estate

Big up to Kinvoya.



I've been out. Undercover with da Montreal Ghetto Massif.
I didn't manage to jack much of da crew's gear. But I got his ol' pickup, full of boxes of spray paint and deerstalkers.

I thought we could tape together the white and black paint sprays and have ourselves some guerilla graffitti propaganda.

And our ears will stay warm. Sick.

[Nalaris]

The FBI will be easily dealt with. You just make sure they're sufficiently bribed when you take out the Executive Branch. Along with the rest of the government. None of them support the policies of the Party. George Bush would start ranting about how all dictatorships must be crushed, and meanwhile crown himself king (because Dick Cheney told him too). Congress would spend eight months debating every proposal we make, even if it's mostly filled with our supporters (they won't vote until they're all on the verge of maniac depression), and then Bush will veto it (at the request of Dick Cheney). If anything does manage to get through, some counter-revolutionairy will bring it to the courts before we can get rid of him, it'll eventually make its way to the Supreme Court which will rule against it because they hate change. The State governments will be easily dealt with. Nothing to worry about, so long as the CIA, FBI and EIN are sufficiently bribed.

[Schme]

I don't work for the Administration, I occasionally do contract work for MiniTru, but I'm really an operative of Flipside, so my domain covers all. Anyway, decided on those wedges? I'll take Finland if Seko and Wichita are included in the deal. I really want to force them to marry.

MiniTru? I thought that band broke up. But Finland?! I can't do that! I need Finland. You know. For the Fins.

Schme isn't already the best man?

Exactly. I like the way you think. Ever thought of helping bring to power a depotistical ruler? It's good work, you know, if you can get it.

:shock:
I would love to marry Schme.

I don't blame you. I'd marry myself, if City Hall would just give me the damn contract.

I'm sorry, Kinvoya, but with all the wives I already have, and with your being married at all, I just don't think I'm ready to make that kind of commitent just yet. It's you, it's me.

"officiate" That's a new word for it....?

I thought it was "Droit de seigneur"

Hahahaha! Halarious. Fucking genius, man. I love it.

Clearly I'm missing out by not joining the Party.

Indeed.

Not only are you missing out on the great camraderie and all of the benefits, you're putting your health at the health of your family at risk. I can't say that's very responsible of you.

Why would anyone form the Party if it wasn't better than everything outside the Party? And if the Party is better than everything outside it, how can anyone outside the Party not miss out by failing to join the Party? Here, have a pamphlet.

Can’t argue with that.

We may have a little problem on our hands:

here We are being watched We need some donuts for bribes

Holy crap...They've finally caught up with me...

Quick, someone go to Tim Horton's.

Yo!
The party's growin' - Like a teenage girl in a South London council estate.

I've been out. Undercover with da Montreal Ghetto Massif...

Hahaha! Nice.

Graffiti, warm ears, brilliant! A winning combination.

The FBI will be easily dealt with. You just make sure..... Nothing to worry about, so long as the CIA, FBI and EIN are sufficiently bribed.

Wow...You figured it out. I've been trying to find a way to overthrow the government for years....Kickass!

[Nalaris]

I do my best, your Comradeship.

[SuperSonicScientist]

I go away and what happens to the revolution



Doupleplus erroneous!

[formerly known as hf]

The revolution is still strong. We have been far from idle, and have been avidly exploring the possibilites of alcohol-as-combat-stimulant and force-feeding Christmas pudding as torture.

You would know that, of course, if you were a member of the revolution.

But I propose that you are not. You are but a ho wit no pimp, scrub fodder.


All I see is a doppleganger, a poor imitation of our Comrade Phalynx.

I propose immediate capture, torture, interrogation and looped recordings of Cliff Richards.

And my pimp stick, bring me my pimp stick. A beat down on yo skank ho ass is in order...

[SuperSonicScientist]

And my pimp stick, bring me my pimp stick. A beat down on yo skank ho ass is in order...

Is this by way of some reward... *looks hopefull*

I bring sad news, comrade Phalynx is dead, but he died for the cause... and it was alcohol related!

[Nalaris]

Phalynx's last will and testament pointed to this SuperSonicScientist fellow as his successor. I say we keep him on board. Besides, HF, do you really think you can torture anyone like our late Comrade Phalynx?

[SuperSonicScientist]

Ah, I am but a fleeting visitor!

[Pie]

*just now* pie was walking around, wearing his disquis (http://www.pharmaceutical-technology.co ... ealth3.jpg) when he noticed that he was directly outside the headquarters to the authoritiarian party of cantr. So, wearing his new disquis, he does what he does naturaly. *walks upt to the door, knocks, then runs away laughing*

[N-Aldwitch]

*fades back out of the shadows* Oh! Someone must be at the door! *opens the door* Nope. No one! That's odd.

[Schme]

FIFTH MEETING OF THE CENTRAL PARY COMMITTEE
Saturday January 6, 2007
Some Welcome

His Excellency President Schme holds the motherfucking floor, guy.

“Greetings and Salutations, Comrades. It’s good to see all of you again.

First, I’d like to say, contrary to disinformation spread by the operatives of the tyrannical Cantr Board of Directors and Chairman Jos, the Party and the Movement are still going strong.

I look forward to continuing our work in the New Year…That being 2007.

Secondly, I’d like to congratulate the Grey Guards on the successful completion of Operation Steal Christmas, wherein they stole Christmas in much of Central Africa. You’ll notice the folks there are very hungry.

Further, our longtime enemy, Saddam Hussein, has been put to death by our Agents within the Iraqi government. If you’ll remember, Saddam Hussein refused to provide the Grey Guard with Chemical and Biological weapons, claiming that he didn’t have any, while it is a well known fact that he did. The bastard…

And finally, we’ve implanted a mind control device in the brain of the Prime Minister, causing him to make an attempt at destroying the country, thus bringing about conditions so as that our Canadian branch will soon be hailed as Champion of the People against the New “Conservative Party of Canada” (Not to be confused with the original) and their leader, Stephen “Loco Steve” Harper.

All in all, a most Ghettofabulous year. Medals for Everyone.

The President yields the floor.

[Pie]

*walks on the floor wearing a new disquise http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... nimvi5.gif And he starts speaking*

Fello comrads, I now present you with a pie chart. *points to a bullitan bored with a pie chart on it* this pie chart is showing the food rationing in the magical land of floundersvill. I now present you a plan to overtake this magical land.

What we need is lots of food. Prefurably pie *drools* and then we deliver it to the front doors of all of the people, with invitations to the party, and it tells everyone that there is more pie to be had in the party.

And heres a map. http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... illkx9.png

[Schme]

Hey, wait a minute...That's a map of southern Nebraska!

[Pie]

Theres a portal to floundersvill in southern nebraska.