The grant-a-wish game

[Nosajimiki]

Gives you an Ipod in exchange for your car.

I wish christmas break was over already so I could go back to school.

[Leo Luncid]

You got back to school. You had no homework the first day, which is, due to your illogical sense to wanting to go back to school, unfortunate for you. Edit: Sorry, didn't mean any offense really.

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[Nosajimiki]

(Woot! school with out homework! could life be any more perfect...)

Not knowing how to express giving you a fallacy, you are instead granted the closest phonetic equivalent: phallusi... many of them...

I wish for an extension on my housing scholarship.

[Sparkle]

*hands you a housing scholarship with a hair extension stabled to it*

I wish my money for school will get here soon!

[Nakranoth]

Your school money is now forever almost there.

I wish for a fierce chimera, a demon composed of the most gruesmoe and deadly elements of a dozen horrible nightmarebeasts, with behemoth claws that can tear ships in two and a thorny carapace capable or resisting even the most powerful magics, moving at the speed of lightning and hiting twice as hard, and breathes fire that drips with poison, and most terrible of all, it obeys my every command.

[Sparkle]

(lol good one)

*Your wish came true the following morning. You found it in your bed sleeping next to you. Before you could get excited it let out a bit of morning breath and fried you to a crisp*

I wish I could buy a house.

[Pie]

*gives him a cardboard house* 10 bucks.

I wish i could get more points on that one winterbell game thing.

[Sparkle]

*Gets 1 more point then his record and right before Pie jumps to get the dove the computer crashes and burns*

I wish that I could show Pie that I am a girl.

[Leo Luncid]

Wish already granted; you showed the statement that you are a girl in the wish itself.

I wish for a non-wish that will keep me wishing for wishful thinking of a nice wish, wishfullly.

[Pie]

*gives him a picture of me*

I wish I knew that sparkle was a girl...

[Nosajimiki]

(It's okay, I spent half an hour trying to figure that one out on the "what do cantrians really look like" tread yesterday... only a few hours after reading a post by her mentioning she was pregant [further side note: if you use anything other than a picture of yourself for an avi. cantrians will automaticly assume you are your opposite gender more often than not.])

Gets into a time machine and travels back to yesterday to let him know that Sparkle is a "she" instead of a "he" to avoid the personal emabrassment ... I also warn him he has 24 hours left to live

I wish I could read other peoples' minds.

[Sparkle]

*While reading minds you accidentally read what your mom was planning on doing with a pickle, a chip and dales stripper, and some mayo.*

I wish I could fix my pic so that the size that I change it to stays so that it can work as an avi on here so that Pie can see that I am a girl.

[Pie]

*gives her computer the picture programe named "paint" and shows her that if she goes to image and clicks the "streatch/skew" button that she can make her picture into any size she wants to without cutting it. oh, i also gave you a deadly virus(you AND the computer) )

I wish I had a camera that works so i could show people a picture of me.

[SekoETC]

You get... a stalker who takes pictures of you in embarrassing situations and posts them on a website named www.lookathisclown.com and then posts the link in the What do Cantrians look like thread.

I wish I weren't so pissed off all the time.

[Dreamhand]

You are given (1) the understanding that the only person who controls your feelings is you and (2) the complete responsibility and accountability for those feelings... a mixed blessing to be sure.

I wish someone would arrange some regional Cantr Player Gatherings.