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Postby kinvoya » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:49 pm

*blocks the doorway and brandishes a very scary-looking hair styling implement* Run, Pie, run!!! Run like you see some yummy pastries and a cute little kitty cat in the distance! Find your Mom and tell her that some bad men are trying to "wedge" you!

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Postby Pie » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:07 pm

Well, see ya later. *turns on a nearby T.V. set, and jumps inside singing"it is the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E S.O.N.G. song. C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E S.O.N.G. song. if you don't think that we can sing this song faster than you're wrong, but it will help if you just sing alooooooong...*

*seeing that he had misspelled wrong, he imidatly used his word inserting and stealing abilities to change it..*
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Postby west » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:33 am

He can spell "Campfire" but not "wrong". Such is youth.
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Postby Schme » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:35 am

Pie wrote:Isn't that the one with the assorted chokolates in it?


Pie wrote:
you know, it's so nice to finnaly have someone to talk to, you're such a great buddy.


Hahaha! Fucking great!

They’ve got a “Civilazation board game”? Is it any good?


Pie wrote:Um.... we sang the campfire song.


That sponge is in with a bad crowd. Don’t go down that road, Pie, trust me. See that pirate he hangs out with? That guy used to be Mom Boucher’s bodyguard, eh? No, wait a minute…


Hey Phalynx, can I borrow that kit for a while?
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Postby Bowser » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:36 am

I'd like to join the party. any advice?
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:30 am

Schme wrote:

Hey Phalynx, can I borrow that kit for a while?


Sure Boss, all property is theft unless its the party of course. And you are the party and... ah you get the picture!
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Postby west » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:00 am

Bowser wrote:I'd like to join the party. any advice?


Bring booze?
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:24 pm

As the party's unofficial arms dealer, I'd like to offer you a chance to buy the latest in metallic wedge technology, a great development from the organic rounded wedges of the past, these stainless steel cutting wedged rods are for sale for the low low price of Siberia for 100000. Fear no enemies and their inferior technologies. Did you know that no world millitary has employed these advanced weapons in modern conflicts? No army will face you with equal weapons. Buy today for Siberia, and get a leather carry case for one slave more.

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Postby Phalynx » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:48 pm

What about the outer hebrides???
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Postby Nalaris » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:02 pm

west wrote:
Bowser wrote:I'd like to join the party. any advice?


Bring booze?


And chocolate. I really like chocolate.

Schme wrote:They’ve got a “Civilazation board game”? Is it any good?


I hear it's good for the kind of person who liked the video game. I haven't tried it, but I'm positive Shadows over Camelot is better. Maybe that's because I've still got a bit of adrenaline from getting it yesterday. But still, SoC is an awesome game.

I should try Civilization some time, though...

Phalynx wrote:Nalaris... Pie knows nothing....

You may eliminate him now...


No, Pie is easily manipulated and may be useful to the Party at a later time. We just have to make sure he's more afraid of you than anyone else. I think you've accomplished this for now.
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Postby Schme » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:02 am

kinvoya wrote:*blocks the doorway and brandishes a very scary-looking hair styling implement* Run, Pie, run!!! Run like you see some yummy pastries and a cute little kitty cat in the distance! Find your Mom and tell her that some bad men are trying to "wedge" you!


Wait! You there! Are you interested in getting in the revolution of the century? Before you answer, remember that all partisans will be rewarded, and all detractors hunted down and branded as counter revolutionaries. Literally.

JOIN THE AUTHORITARIAN PARTY TODAY!


Bowser wrote:I'd like to join the party. any advice?


Excellent. Welcome aboard, Comrade.

Advice? Well, I'm glad you asked. Read Party literature, such as Il Prince, the authorship credit and royalty for which was fraudulously given to a fellow name Machievelli by my enemies in the publishing industry, and like West said, bring booze.

Phalynx wrote:
Sure Boss, all property is theft unless its the party of course. And you are the party and... ah you get the picture!


Kickass. Sharon loves this kind of stuff. Uh, I mean...Um...

Antichrist_Online wrote:As the party's unofficial arms dealer, I'd like to offer you a chance to buy the latest in metallic wedge technology.


I don't know...without Siberia, where will I send people who I dislike? Nunavut wouldn't work. The guys up there would just feed them and sell them drugs. They're that nice. I guess they could go to Norway, but it's just not the same.

How about southern Denmark?

Nalaris wrote:I hear it's good for the kind of person who liked the video game. I haven't tried it, but I'm positive Shadows over Camelot is better. Maybe that's because I've still got a bit of adrenaline from getting it yesterday. But still, SoC is an awesome game.


What's Shadows over Camelot? Any good?
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Postby Pie » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:23 am

*pops his head out of the T.V.* hey scheme? You do know that I've just excaped, right? well, I'm off. *runs off into T.V. land*
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Postby mtm21 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:04 am

She starts to sing.

"What about me?
It isnt fair and I want my share.
I wanna join the party
Did you all just take me for granted
What about me?

Well there's a little Lady Shezza waiting at the corner of the pie shop
She been waiting outside to eat the little pie
She squirts some tomatoe sauce on top and sighs
She runs inside and cries out loud
She gets to the counter and screams
What about me!!!!!!!!






P.S. I wanna join too. hehe
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Postby Phalynx » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:33 am

Sure mentalists are welcome too!
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Postby kinvoya » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:45 pm

Wait! You there! Are you interested in getting in the revolution of the century? Before you answer, remember that all partisans will be rewarded, and all detractors hunted down and branded as counter revolutionaries. Literally.

JOIN THE AUTHORITARIAN PARTY TODAY!

I think I remeber backing you as a revolutionary a long time ago when you first joined the forums, Schme. It was shortly after I stopped trying to get you banned for being such a jackass. Then I decided that you rock the boat, baby! Ah, nostalgia. That was some fun when you first started. Equaled only by the golden age of Piedom.

So, anyway. I'll not only join the Authoritarian party, I'll boss everybody around! Ha! I can hardly wait.

It's widely acknowledged that I am extraordinarily Authoritarian even for a professional Authoritarian.

YOU THERE! Drop that wedge and get me some cold orange juice!
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