The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:07 pm

*pulls a jet pack out of his pretty knitted tote bag, inserts the word that he stole from schemes sentance into the fuel department, and fly's off.* Now to go get some ice cream. *is shoked as the jet pack starts dying, and he plumets from the sky, but thankfully landed safely in an uncoverd matress delivery truck. but unfortunately, the truck is parked right next to nalaris, so he gets out and starts running*

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:31 pm

What a convenient series of malfunctions.

*Plugs Pie with a high-powered tranquilizer gun and drags him back to Party HQ*

Phalynx, you may begin extracting information now.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:32 pm

"My pleasure..." *he dons a black rubber bodysuit quickly and brings a large black suitcase out of the cupbaord*

"Now... Pie.... Why don't you tell me everything.. then I won't even need to open this case.. *he pats the case* and believe me, you don't want me to open this case."

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:44 am

Isn't that the one with the assorted chokolates in it?

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:49 am

No Pie. not at all... it contains your worst nightmares... now do you have anything to say... I do hope not!

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:45 am

NO!!! I HATE FUZZY BUNNIES!!!

Ok, ok, I'll tell you everything. Well, last week i had this sandwich, it was pretty good, and then i went to the library and read "one fish two fish" by doctor suis, and then i decided to do some heavy reading, and i read "a tale of two cities" by charls dickens, and then last saterday i spent the night at my frends house and we played a cool game called Civilasation IV, yes, they have a board gamed of it now, I lost this time, becaus he, and this other frend of mine, ganged up on me, I would have won too, if it wasn't for those meddeling adamists. and then i went home, and on monday i had a wrestling meat, and i won all three of my matches, WEEEE!!! and then..... tuesday, i got this cool job in canada, decided to move here, and started delivering gormet ice cream and pretty good pizza to people, like yourself, and then on thursday i ate another sandwich and then on friday i hade another wrestlig meet, this time i lost one of my three matches, and then i went to my frends house again, this time i beat both my frend, AND my other frend, and then i went home, and on sunday it was my brothers birthday, so me, him, and my mom both played a game of risk, I lost this one, my mom won, and then my cat scratched my foot, and then my dog licked my face and then i made a quilt, and then i ate pie and then i sat down and then i played the computer and then i went to the bathroom and then i took a bath and then i knitted some more and then i read another book and then i pet my cat and then i pet my dog and then my mom talked to me about not doing drugs and then me and my brother both played the computer and then i ate pie and then i ate more pie and then i went outside and frolliked in the flowers....

thats right about it.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:22 am

*one hand moves towards the lock on the case"*

You seem to be forgetting your relationship with a Mr squarepants! Tell me about him immmediately!

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:48 am

Oh right. It was 3 years ago, I met him through a weird coincidance of me watching T.V. wile there was a storm out, and lighting hit the T.V, and he poped out. but it was weird, he didn't need a water boul, becaus that's usually what fish need, a water boul, wich is becaus they use a filtering system of getting there oxygen, and they can't really breath air. so we sang the fun song and we played, and then he wen't back into the tv, and he comes over every now and again.

you know, it's so nice to finnaly have someone to talk to, you're such a great buddy.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:28 am

So on Thursday 23rd of November what did Mr Squarepants say to you?

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:52 am

Um.... we sang the campfire song.

west · Postby **west** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:59 am

SHOW ME ON THIS DOLL WHERE THE BAD SPONGE TOUCHED YOU

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:02 pm

......... we hugged, but his hands stayed in my uper body.

some people are so perverted.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:52 pm

Pie wrote:
some people are so perverted.

One would hope so!

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:12 pm

Bleg. I'm outta here. *stands up from the chair that he was sitting down in (nobody tied me up) and walks outside*

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:27 pm

Nalaris... Pie knows nothing....

You may eliminate him now...

May I suggest?

*hands over a serving suggestion*

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