Funny or interesting IC quotes

[west]

732-6: Draveth Moore says: "Sespokitty, nozo organishka daughter, obo dozo mosque kitty von Redfish. *snorts*"

732-6: You see Draveth Moore pointing at Insane Man.

732-6: Draveth Moore says: "*laughs* Redfish, dozo hesk am sespokitty. "

732-6: Insane Man says: ""

732-6: You see Insane Man pointing at Henry Williamson.

732-6: You see Insane Man pointing at Henry Williamson.

732-6: You see Insane Man pointing at Henry Williamson.

732-6: Insane Man says: "Beth, why the eternal causation? The Sithrop of Potatoes is farmed at you. Do not sneeze on the sand before I aquit you."

732-6: You see Insane Man give some sand to Henry Williamson.

732-6: You see Insane Man give an envelop to Romulus III.

732-6: You see Insane Man pointing at Henry Williamson.

732-6: You see Insane Man pointing at Deb C.

Mr. Moore *seems* to be calling Insane Man on the carpet for trying to emulate Redfish Jones. Badly.

[sammigurl61190]

Yes, I see that now. But never-the-less it is funny.

[west]

true 'dat.

[nitefyre]

735-5: Ronald Reagan says: "OK. There were three people on a huge boat sailing near the shore sailing in a sea infested with dangerous sea animals. Those three people were Maily Yumm, Craktar, and Maynard. Craktar says, "I will do a good thing for one person". So he throws a few grams of iron on the shore at the passerbyers. Then Maynard says, "Well, I`ll do a good thing for two people" so he throws double the amount on the shore at the paserbyers. Then Maily says, "Well I`ll do a good thing for the whole world" so she pushes Maynard and Craktar off the boat."

[west]

There were two people on a field. Maynard Leeward and Maily Yumm...

Maynard said, "I'll do something good for the region--I'll find out who's behind the excessive plotting and secrecy goin' on around here."
So he goes over to Maily to ask her a few questions.

[censored for the 4 day rule]--find out tomorrow!

[jeslange]

It'll be two more days, since the incident was on the 33rd.

[west]

it was afternoon on feb. 7th. so afternoon on the 11th. Curses.

My biting wit will have to wait.

[sammigurl61190]

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "It is, isn`t it."

737-2: Samantha Davis says: "Umm....okay then Redfish. *laughs*"

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "That fellow seemed not to even know the controling resins that hang here and there in front of his own eyes. Maybe next time we`ll all be less tired."

((The note, titled "Help!", reads such:

"Oh my God! Now they got me! How am I going to escape? They'll kill me, for sure!
Glorious Lord, please, help me!"))

737-2: You see a note being pulled to Quillanoi, coming from The Quillanoi Prison - QuillQuill.

737-2: You hear someone knocking on the door to The Quillanoi Prison - QuillQuill.

737-2: You see Crazy Man being dragged from the central area of Quillanoi to The Quillanoi Prison - QuillQuill.

737-2: You see Crazy Man drop some stone.

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "Caution, Rafe."

737-2: You see Redfish Jones give some stone to Crazy Man.

737-2: You see Redfish Jones take some stone.

737-2: Crazy Man says: "You`re all mad!"

737-2: You see Crazy Man drop some stone.

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "Hold on to it. That was dangerous!"

737-2: You see Redfish Jones give some stone to Crazy Man.

737-2: You see Redfish Jones take some stone.

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "So you did have some after all! And here I thought that you had nothing but the deadened aura to see through. Well, you should be more careful or else you may go that way yet."

737-2: Crazy Man says: "You don`t know WHO I am!"

737-2: Samantha Davis says: "*throws up her arms in defeat* Here we go again..."

737-2: Crazy Man says: "I`ll fight until my own self death if I have too!"

737-2: Crazy Man says: "You`re trying to confuse me! But I`m not a jerk! You won`t catch me!"

737-2: You see Crazy Man drop some stone.

737-2: Samantha Davis says: "*rolls her eyes* You know, we have enough crazy people in Quillanoi. Please, be sane."

737-2: You see Crazy Man drop some sand.

737-2: Crazy Man says: "Ah ah ah! Don`t play the innocent! You perfectly know what I`m talking about, Evil`s servant!"

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "The sand? The sand is for the ones who reach the end without a single stone in the moring. If you won`t even look left, then it`s all I can do."

737-2: Crazy Man says: "Uh?"

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "But if you thought that was the problem, well... I can`t help you with that one."

737-2: Crazy Man says: "What am I supposed to do with this sand?"

737-2: Redfish Jones says: "You didn`t find a spot on the way. Well, that`s alright, but not without a shovel or a blue pebble."

737-2: Awaq Hera says: "And what plot is this? Just out of curiousity."

737-2: Awaq Hera says: "I`m not Mr. Everett and I hope your hand is feeling alright. You did just bash it against my wooden shield."

737-2: You see Redfish Jones give some sand to Crazy Man.

737-2: You see Crazy Man hurt Awaq Hera using a bare fist.

737-2: Crazy Man says: "Ah ah! You thought I didn`t know you were in on the plot too, Mr Everett!"

737-2: You see Crazy Man hurt Seth Everet using a bare fist.

737-2: Crazy Man says: "This one for you, bitch!"

737-2: You see Crazy Man hurt Goldenmoon using a bare fist.

737-2: Goldenmoon says: "Some help here please?"

737-2: You see Goldenmoon hurt Crazy Man using a war bow.

737-2: You see Crazy Man hurt Henry Williamson using a bare fist.

737-2: You see Crazy Man hurt Draveth Moore using a bare fist.

737-2: You see Crazy Man take some stone.

737-2: Crazy Man says: "Vous parlez français ? Habla Español? Parla Italiano? Komz a rit Brezhoneg?"

[new.vogue.nightmare]

Read from bottom up 'cause I'm lazy.

738-1: Y says: "Uhh....*blinks* Whatever you say Ricky! *smiles broadly and pats him on the head*"

738-1: X says: "Nonsense. I`m perfectly capable of judging which mushrooms will fly the pink buffalo, quirky bear blossom?"

738-1: Y says: "Okay...Rick..should we go over which mushrooms are safe to eat and which ones aren`t? *grins*"

738-1: X says: "To be strictly grammatical, Sara, that`d be "Thou shalt not steal, save that thou wishest to be slain" I kind of like that"

[Thomas Pickert]

Why have you anonymized the characters? Everybody should know that Rick and Sara are funny people.

[new.vogue.nightmare]

(Y != Sara)

[west]

Y /= Sara.

or however you would write "doesn't ="

[nitefyre]

Y /= Sara.

or however you would write "doesn't ="

Coud save us'a lott offf trbl ifff youu spel norm....

[Sho]

The way to say "A doesn't equal B" is indeed A != B.
What was odd about |west|'s spelling?

[1959 Apache]

Much like a jet taking the BQE approach into La Guardia, I think Nitefyre's joke went right over your head, Sho.