The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:58 pm

Sweet.

http://thebox2.free.fr/scratch.mp3

Postby **notsure** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:00 am

*blurts out* It's a library, Pie hangs out in a library after work!! *bites her nails nervously* Now can I have some socks?

notsure

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:26 pm

I started reading 1984 the other day.

Interesting.

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:28 pm

notsure wrote:*blurts out* It's a library, Pie hangs out in a library after work!! *bites her nails nervously* Now can I have some socks?

A library! Of course. Counter revolutionaries are always reading subversive books...

Good work, Nosture. Sure I can get you some socks. Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.

Nalaris wrote:I started reading 1984 the other day.

Interesting.

A good book, I agree. Big Brother sure was swell fellow.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:27 pm

I prefer 1988... much better..

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:35 pm

That was good too. That's the year they released "Straight Out of Compton".

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:19 pm

*re-enters the Parties HQ*
Pie left Dairy Queen before I could talk to him, but I've bugged the library Notsure told us about. Also, the sunday was pretty good.

On the subject of the book 1984, I believe that the author's must have stolen a considerable amount of content from His Exalted Comradeship Schme the Great. Assuming this is true, and considering the fact that it was written in 1949, I believe our enemies must have access either to the publishing industry and changed records, or they just time-travelled.

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:30 pm

Nalaris wrote:*re-enters the Parties HQ*
Pie left Dairy Queen before I could talk to him, but I've bugged the library Notsure told us about. Also, the sunday was pretty good.

Excellent. He'll regret the day he did whatever it is that we're after him for. This is call for celebration.

http://thebox.free.fr/funkypiano.mp3

EPMD

Nalaris wrote:On the subject of the book 1984, I believe that the author's must have stolen a considerable amount of content from His Exalted Comradeship Schme the Great.

Of course! Why hadn't I thought of it before! Time travel and publishing counter-revolutionary sentiment. That explains how I lost the copyright to the King James Bible.

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:43 pm

*enters the library* Ahh, time for some good relaxing knitting and reading. *sits down, starts knitting and reading out loud* sam I am. I am sam. would you eat green eggs and ham?

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:07 am

The bug is picking up something, I'd better go investigate...

Also, for Party records, Pie is a suspect in the theft of a key word from the Exalted Schme's message of congratulation to myself.

*Dashed out the exit to find Pie*
*Enters the library a few seconds later*
You'd think that Pie would choose a hiding place farther than ten feet away from our HQ...oh well.

Pie! There you are! I've been looking all over for you. Listen, a bunch of guys want to give you a party at the Authoritarian Party of Cantr's HQ. Come on, they've got ice cream, pizza and...uh...free money!

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:33 am

.... LOOK!! GIANT SQUID!!! *points into the air*

formerly known as hf · Postby **formerly known as hf** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:01 pm

Hang on a sec...

Let me just find my crossbow, and I'll get the deep fryer going.

Calamari tonight...

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:07 pm

*runs away*

Nalaris · Postby **Nalaris** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:43 pm

*sighs* He's not quite as stupid as he looks...oh well, time to give chase. *Steps into the Official Party Chase Car (OPCC), positions himself to run down Pie, and guns the throttle.*

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:03 pm

Oh what fun...

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