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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:20 pm

Alright. *scoops up two bouls of ice cream and gives them to... comrad scheme, and phalanx, and sets the pizza on the table*
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Postby Schme » Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:43 pm

Phalynx wrote:I see Comrade Messiah Shcme.... yes I see... Lord


Well, I meant rather that, I used to go to this church, but rather then going to mass, I'd go to the basement and eat the food from the fridge. There were bible studies going on, but I just acted like I was supposed to be there, and nobody bothered me.

But I like how you think.

Lord, Messiah, Comrade, it's all good.

Pie wrote:Alright. *scoops up two bouls of ice cream and gives them to... comrad scheme, and phalanx, and sets the pizza on the table*


Kickass. Good stuff. Rest assured, come the revolution, you'll be rewarded. Trust me. We'll make you assistant manager of the pizza shop. Or something. I dunno.

...Hey, wait a minute! If you're only thirteen, how are you allowed to drive that car? Sounds like something the FBI would set up, if you ask me.
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:53 pm

The car can drive itself. literally. And I just use my talkative abilities to talk my way out of any trouble that i might get in to.

plus, I'm 14.
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Postby Schme » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:49 pm

Pie wrote:The car can drive itself. literally. And I just use my talkative abilities to talk my way out of any trouble that i might get in to.


Oh, I see.

Pie wrote:plus, I'm 14.


That's what I said.
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:41 pm

ok.....

so.... that would be $10.
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:12 am

How kind of you to make a donation to the party funds...
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Postby Pie » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:36 am

......... *looks at all the people, some of them verry large and with just as large pointy objects, examples of wich includes a verry large pencil, and other writing utensels, pointed sticks, and large forks, and then sais* It's my pleasure to help out "the cause" *then runs to the car and drives off*
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:39 am

Nalaris, I trust you got his license plate!
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Postby Nalaris » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:13 pm

On camera. 618 DVN. Utah plates, southern if I'm not mistaken. Not sure where he got those, us being in Canada and all. Must've seen a license plate change operation, maybe several.

Oh, and Comrade Schme, concerning your 'Keep it, Comrade Nalaris!' comment...what exactly am I keeping? Besides an impeccable record for completing missions, that is.
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:05 pm

Your tongue... perhaps... if you show a little more respect...
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Postby Schme » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:14 pm

Phalynx wrote:How kind of you to make a donation to the party funds...


Haha! Nice.

Pie wrote: *then runs to the car and drives off*


Shame he ran off. I wanted that car.

Phalynx wrote:Nalaris, I trust you got his license plate!


Good thinking.

Nalaris wrote:On camera. 618 DVN. Utah plates, southern if I'm not mistaken. Not sure where he got those, us being in Canada and all. Must've seen a license plate change operation, maybe several.


Excellent work! Now we just need to find a coat hanger. Barring that, a hammer.

I must say I agree. Very suspicious on Pie's part...Sounds like CIA or CSIS to me...


Phalynx wrote:Your tongue... perhaps... if you show a little more respect...


I like your attitude, Comrade!

Nalaris wrote:Oh, and Comrade Schme, concerning your 'Keep it, Comrade Nalaris!' comment...what exactly am I keeping? Besides an impeccable record for completing missions, that is.


Excellent question. The records are full kickass, by the way.

When I said "Keep it, Comrade Nalaris!", what I had actually said was "Keep it up,"as in “Ghettofabulous work.”. However, the "up" was stolen by counter-revolutionaries, who I expect Phalynx and you will waste no time in tracking down.
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Postby Phalynx » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:24 am

*dark grin* Oh yes... I take theft from the party very seriously!
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Postby formerly known as hf » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:21 am

*looks up*
Huh?

Sorry, was miles away. Got engrossed in my knitting.

It's cold, but I suppose that's Canada for you... I thought we could do with some warm clothing...

I've got this lovely pair of wollen socks and mittens with the party emblem on them for Nalaris. Ghettocinderella bitchnaz.

I've got a turtle neck sweater here. Party colours, of course. Thought you might like that Phalynx? Yo pimp stylin' dawg.

And for our ghettofabuloso leader. I have this scarf, exceptionally warm, and knitted with a pattern of my own design. It depicts our great benefactor dealing almighty crushing blows to our foes, and liberating the populace. All rendered in a multitudous range of shades of grey.
Here's to the dope n too hot to keep down G-leader schme.



I need a break. I'll be oiling the re-education devices, if anyone needs me to arrange some silent assassinations. Or loud and bloody *shrugs* Either's good with me.
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Postby Phalynx » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:35 am

Very nice.... Why thank you..
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Postby Nalaris » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:18 pm

*Thoroughly checks the socks and mittens for poisonous traps/needles and, finding none, puts them on*
Needs more salt.

As to the official business of the counter-revolutionaries, I find it odd that a key word is stolen from our great and glorious leaders sentence and at the same time Pie is in the immediate vicinity. I'll go bring him in, and if Comrade Phalynx would then kindly begin re-education (using the newly re-oiled re-education tools), I'm sure his new perspective on life would cause him to tell us the location of all his friends. Then we can have HF assassinate them at a volume of his choice.

Any comments, oh glorious leader Schme, or any from my worthy Comrades?

I'm tracking Pie now, so if everyone (and by 'everyone' I mean 'Schme') thinks this is a good plan, I can put it into action immediately.

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