The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[Duckers]

O, khomiyaki radugi, I'm in! Thankyou, O Noble One...

*bows, eyes fixed on the torture device*

[Schme]

You're quite welcome.

[Surly]

This thread is banished to the non-Cantr discussion forum until it either has anything to do with Cantr, or my bribe clears.

And you people have waaay too much time on your hands...

[Antichrist_Online]

I'll look the other way if I can borrow the educator...

[Phalynx]

I'll look the other way if I can borrow the educator...

[Nalaris]

I think it's safe to say that our 'friend', Surly, could use some education...but he's always been the stubborn type. Maybe we should just send the Grey Guard to smash his computer.

[formerly known as hf]

If an amendment is made enforcing urban slang, I'll be forced to either resign or throw that military coup.

'that military coup'?

It sounds as if you have something in planning.
Which is a pretty stupid thing to make public so early, fizzleass

If I had my way, you would be getting a decent pummeling from my pimp-stick, young lad.

In the meantime, I humbly accept the offer to join the party.
Drop it like it's hot.

[Phalynx]

Wicked Sick... Welcome hf..


Nalaris... step inside my office please....*grim smile*

[Nalaris]

You people need to learn to recognize sarcasm, badly. It was a joke referring to a comment Schme made about my throwing a military coup and which involved a more accurate version of the 'shoot for the moon' comment I'm sure we all heard growing up.

[Phalynx]

Excuses are for the weak Nalaris.... now prepare for some re-education..

[Nalaris]

Oh please.

I think that if Schme, our glorious leader, thought that the message was at all threatening, he most likely would not have responded to the entire message(including the comment about the lego iron maiden)

That's the spirit, Comrade!

I think it's fairly obvious that he, at least, saw the joke. He did, after all, make the first one, something like...

While I'm here, I'd like to apply to be the shady power-behind-the-throne type in the Party.

I appreciate the interest, but in the spirit of nepotism, I already promised the posistion to someone decidedly more undeserving.

But I'd be glad to accept an application to join. Who knows, perhaps you can stage an internal coup. You'll never know unless you try.

Always shoot for the Moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars...Who are the Moon's bodyguards, who will kill you. But all the same...

That comment also birthed my quip about bribing the stars. But, just to prove my loyalty to all of my Comrade's who don't yet trust me...

*Offers rank-appropriate bows first to Schme and then to Phalynx, and then fires off several threatening e-mails to Jos and assorted members of the Cantr staff*

[Schme]

This thread is banished to the non-Cantr discussion forum until it either has anything to do with Cantr, or my bribe clears.

And you people have waaay too much time on your hands...

That's it. You're totally blacklisted. Say word.

(Can I pay in Mohawk Cigarettes? They're as good as money.)

I'll look the other way if I can borrow the educator...

Clean it off before you bring it back.

I think it's safe to say that our 'friend', Surly, could use some education...but he's always been the stubborn type. Maybe we should just send the Grey Guard to smash his computer.

There's an idea. Surly, when do you go to work? And keep your liquor?

It sounds as if you have something in planning.
Which is a pretty stupid thing to make public so early, fizzleass

If I had my way, you would be getting a decent pummeling from my pimp-stick, young lad.

What an awful thing to say. It looks like you're trying to intimidate Nalaris, to me. How very unkind. Good job.

In the meantime, I humbly accept the offer to join the party.
Drop it like it's hot.

Right on.

Excuses are for the weak Nalaris.... now prepare for some re-education..

Your enthusiasm is admirable, I must say.

You people need to learn to recognize sarcasm, badly. It was a joke referring to a comment Schme made about my throwing a military coup and which involved a more accurate version of the 'shoot for the moon' comment I'm sure we all heard growing up.

You got it? Thank god. I was afraid nobody would catch the reference.

Oh please.

I think that if Schme, our glorious leader, thought that the message was at all threatening, he most likely would not have responded to the entire message(including the comment about the lego iron maiden)

That's the spirit, Comrade!

I think it's fairly obvious that he, at least, saw the joke. He did, after all, make the first one, something like...

While I'm here, I'd like to apply to be the shady power-behind-the-throne type in the Party.

I appreciate the interest, but in the spirit of nepotism, I already promised the posistion to someone decidedly more undeserving.

But I'd be glad to accept an application to join. Who knows, perhaps you can stage an internal coup. You'll never know unless you try.

Always shoot for the Moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars...Who are the Moon's bodyguards, who will kill you. But all the same...

That comment also birthed my quip about bribing the stars. But, just to prove my loyalty to all of my Comrade's who don't yet trust me...

*Offers rank-appropriate bows first to Schme and then to Phalynx, and then fires off several threatening e-mails to Jos and assorted members of the Cantr staff*

I like you're still, guy. Keep it up, Comrade.

[formerly known as hf]

Nalaris.
I was simply flagrantly displaying my belief that I have much larger, more hairy balls than yourself, and am not afraid of holdin' a beat down on yo ho-train ass.

Having thus affirmed my status in the loosely knit hierarchy of party members below our leader, I would like to ask our G and uberleader, Schme, whether he would prefer the right or left cheek?

From the h to da f
more pimp than Brezhnev

[Phalynx]

Yo you is Grey Guard Material, striaght up!

[Nalaris]

Nalaris.
I was simply flagrantly displaying my belief that I have much larger, more hairy balls than yourself, and am not afraid of holdin' a beat down on yo ho-train ass.

Having thus affirmed my status in the loosely knit hierarchy of party members below our leader, I would like to ask our G and uberleader, Schme, whether he would prefer the right or left cheek?

From the h to da f
more pimp than Brezhnev

Or were you trying to sow discontent within the movement and suggest reforms which would block communication and further disrupt our capability to combat the actions of Jos and the rest of Cantr's staff? It seems brutally obvious to me that the only person attempting to harm the party from within is you, and that clearly someone as aged and stubborn as you will need a lot more than a 'pimp stick' to be reeducated.

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/balloo ... rture.html

That link has more than a few good idea's. I suggest implementing them all, and Phalynx's reeducator would be a good addition.

Also, I have made up for BlackDeath's failure to provide free refreshments by stocking the Party's HeadQuarters with lots of the delicacies found in the below link, in preperation for our fifth meeting.

http://www.chocosphere.com/cgi-bin/webs ... g&cart_id=%%cart_id%%

All of this cost me no more than a matter of seconds on the phone. My resources are great indeed, ecspecially when compared to the relatively non-existant resources at HF's disposal.