The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[Nalaris]

Canadians only seem all peaceful and honest because the violent, dishonest ones either go work for the postal service or stay inside and play Cantr all the time.

The most dishonest one's have police protection and live in Ottawa.

Well, those are politicians. ALL politicians are dishonest. That goes without saying.

While I'm here, I'd like to apply to be the shady power-behind-the-throne type in the Party.

[Antichrist_Online]

[mod]I'm not sure this should be here really, I'm asking for advice on what to do, I think it should be moved.[/mod]

Down with the Party. Down with Big Brother.

[Phalynx]

Aaaah Comrade Antichrist_Online another candidate for reducation.... I have a particular device in mind for you..



(spose you could move this to non-cantr if you want to be a real spoilsport - nice sig as well)

[Nalaris]

Anti-Christ dares try to remove the Party?!?

[Schme]

Well, those are politicians. ALL politicians are dishonest. That goes without saying.

Hey! What did I ever do to you?

While I'm here, I'd like to apply to be the shady power-behind-the-throne type in the Party.

I appreciate the interest, but in the spirit of nepotism, I already promised the posistion to someone decidedly more undeserving.

But I'd be glad to accept an application to join. Who knows, perhaps you can stage an internal coup. You'll never know unless you try.

Always shoot for the Moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars...Who are the Moon's bodyguards, who will kill you. But all the same...

[mod]I'm not sure this should be here really, I'm asking for advice on what to do, I think it should be moved.[/mod]

Down with the Party. Down with Big Brother.

Down with the communications department. I don’t have an older brother.

Aaaah Comrade Antichrist_Online another candidate for reducation.... I have a particular device in mind for you..

Good thinking, comrade! Education of the masses is key to our movement. You're progressive teaching techniques are inspirational, I must say.

( nice sig as well)

Yeah, I like it.

Anti-Christ dares try to remove the Party?!?

I feel you’re outrage, Comrade. Yet another example of the current government ignoring the wishes of the people.

[N-Aldwitch]

I have an update sir(s).

[Schme]

Kickass work, Comrade! I must say, I'm impressed. Your work for their party is full ghettofabulous and will not go unrecongnized.

What did he say? He's no doubt interested, I assume.

[15454]

Jos does use so legos.. therefore..... Jos > Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[N-Aldwitch]

Kickass work, Comrade! I must say, I'm impressed. Your work for their party is full ghettofabulous and will not go unrecongnized.

What did he say? He's no doubt interested, I assume.

*stands* He said what he said in the screenshot, he just did the laughing face - he took this as humour, sir!

[formerly known as hf]

Kickass work, Comrade! I must say, I'm impressed. Your work for their party is full ghettofabulous and will not go unrecongnized.

What did he say? He's no doubt interested, I assume.

If the official vocabulary of the party includes kickass and ghettofabulous, I'm in...

As long as we can make an ammendment to the constitution, or support a formal movement which ensures that all members must use Urban Slang in all public discussions...

[Phalynx]

Sick!

[Nalaris]

If an amendment is made enforcing urban slang, I'll be forced to either resign or throw that military coup.

Note to self: bribe stars in advance.

Jos does use so legos.. therefore..... Jos > Authoritarian Party of Cantr

I'll put together a lego iron maiden to convince you otherwise.

[Duckers]

You know, I'm always up for a position in an authoritarian and dictatorial political movement/regime.

*waves hand in the air, frantically*

Pick me!

[Schme]

Jos does use so legos.. therefore..... Jos > Authoritarian Party of Cantr

That makes no sense, I'm afraid.

*stands* He said what he said in the screenshot, he just did the laughing face - he took this as humour, sir!

Oh, I see. I had missed it. Thank you, Comrade.


Took it as humour? Can you believe that? Who else is surprised? I know I am. And I always thought he was a visionary...

In any case, full good work, Comrade. I won't forget your dedication to the Movement.

What did he say? He's no doubt interested, I assume.

If the official vocabulary of the party includes kickass and ghettofabulous, I'm in...

As long as we can make an ammendment to the constitution, or support a formal movement which ensures that all members must use Urban Slang in all public discussions...[/quote]

I'm quite pleased to hear you're interested, Comrade. We'd be glad to have you.

As for the particular recomendation you've put fourth, I feel it's a good idea in principle, but the problem is the lack of a definition of urban slang, as well as the selection of which urban slang dialect to use.

For example, would it be the urban slang of Mongadishu, Montevideo or Port-au-Prince? You see the problem it presents. However, if you were to join the party, it would certainly be easier to bring about reforms from within.

If an amendment is made enforcing urban slang, I'll be forced to either resign or throw that military coup.

Note to self: bribe stars in advance.

Jos does use so legos.. therefore..... Jos > Authoritarian Party of Cantr

I'll put together a lego iron maiden to convince you otherwise.

That's the spirit, Comrade!

You know, I'm always up for a position in an authoritarian and dictatorial political movement/regime.

*waves hand in the air, frantically*

Pick me!

Glad to hear you're interested, my friend. Welcome to the Party!


As of now, I have updated the membership roster. Promotions are fourthcoming, I assure you.

If you've been erroneously added to the list, please tell me so that I can remove you. However, be warned that such actions will be put on file...

[Schme]

The Fourth Meeting of the Central Party Committee
The 23 October, 2006
All are welcome

"Hello and welcome, Comrades! Thank you all for attending.

The Fourth Meeting of the Central Party Committee is now adjourned.

Long live the Movement!"

The next meeting of the Central Party Committee is to be held after my pre-liminary hearing.