Sock Gremlins!

[thingnumber2]

whoa you reply fast....um, I dunno...it's just not so great being a military kid....

[grayjaket]

Hehe, it's got it's advantages. You get to see some cool places and stuff. I mean, we've been all over to U.S. and now Japan. But than again, moving about every 2 years isn't all that great. Also, the navy here isn't all that efficient. At least, the on base personell. They try, they really do(most of em) but they aren't very good :p But it's not bad I suppose....

[Psycho Pixie]

hypothetically, if the toilet keeps getting flushed,and the gremlin is still there... the gremlin is stuck to your head with superglue because these tiny little guys cant hold on very well...

which means you have a genius gremlin and you will prob'ly never be rid of it, just wear a hat the rest of your life...

hypothetically.

Psycho Pixie gettin' the posts back on track

[grayjaket]

You know....you're sig reminds me of a certain wannabe fairy from a certain Zelda game...

[Pirate Lass]

Nah - she was watching Moulon Rouge the other night.

[thingnumber2]

STUCK TO MY HEAD FOREVER?!?! AHHHHH!!!!!! *regains composure* not that it's my head, or anything...

[Psycho Pixie]

STUCK TO MY HEAD FOREVER?!?! AHHHHH!!!!!! *regains composure* not that it's my head, or anything...

you could always have a plastic surgery... they could remove the dang thing for you....


Hypothetically.

moving on. i recently saw a gremlin army building up... inner clan gremlin warfair isnt very big, and you dont often see a large force created, But this little army had Cavalry. I sat down very quietly and watched as two gremlin trainers saddle broke a rat.

gremlins do the same methods as us humans do for saddle breaking their furry mounts. As i sat and watched with wonderstruck eyes, these two rat trainers caught a wild rat from a corral made of what could only be old bits of silverware.

They then proceeded to gain its trust, set a tiny leaf saddle onto its back and only 2 hours later were riding it around the area like the rat was a broke old nag.

Apparently Gremlins ride basically bareback, which says alot for balance and skill, useing only a yarn halter for guidance. When i went back and checked today, there were 40 mounted gremlins, of varying breeds (in itsself highly unusual) riding drills, practicing swords work with their toothpicks against eachother. It was very impressive, and the largest group of fighter gremlins i have seen to date. it wasnt just the 40 mounted, there were what could only be Pikemen, as well as Light fighter, and even a division of gremlins so armored i couldnt see a bit of fur.

Well, i am a bit worried about the massive army that is forming under the house, and i must assume that it may be a change in how gremlins go about their lives... Kinda like a nomadic Clanish country finding a great leader to unite them. I will keep everyone updated, i think i may be getting an inside look at gremlin politics.

[west]

craziness

[thingnumber2]

wow...that's not encouraging...not only do I have a gremlin stuck to my head (hypothetically), but they may be planning an assault on pixie's house....then what? the world? the moon? what if they conquer the universe? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *hides under an old newspaper*

[grayjaket]

Now that brings up an interesting question. I assume, from all you've told us Pixie, that you have many gremlins around to study. So, is it safe to say your house is INFESTED. Badly infested?

[west]

Piratey goodness has given no indication that their house is infested...maybe just a more localized area of the house centered around pixie's brain.

[Psycho Pixie]

Now that brings up an interesting question. I assume, from all you've told us Pixie, that you have many gremlins around to study. So, is it safe to say your house is INFESTED. Badly infested?

while the house is not infested, we have a large area under the house which provides a good shelter for most common breeds of gremlin. once word got out in the gremlin world that i wasnt going to kill them all on site, they started showng up here. Occationally a "newbie" gremlin who just arrived with cause a little chaos but otherise, it >was< a peaceful community.

i think its not so much the gremlins will attack the house, but they are going to attack another location or group of gremlins in the area.


~psycho Pixie~

[1959 Apache]

once word got out in the gremlin world that i wasnt going to kill them all on site, they started showng up here.

Assuming you are correct, they must then see you as friendly. You might be able to use that to some advantage, other that not having them cause you their usual brand of inconveniences. Maybe you could start to interact with them, since they recognize you as something other that a target. Mobilizing such a force for your own purposes in exchange for shelter could be very useful.

[grayjaket]

Which makes me think of another question hehe. Can gremlins from different areas communicate with each other? If so, how?

[David]

I can't believe... of all the long running topics or even short running topics... this is the only one that stays on topic...