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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:55 pm

What happened at your psychotics anonymous meeting last night?

I stretched it as far as i could, but it still wouldn't reach
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:21 pm

Have you managed to give yourself a blowjob after those yoga lessons?

I don't know... for some reason no matter what I try, all it catches is an eye.
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Postby Mafia Salad » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:54 am

How's that new camera working out for you?


I always liked that sort of story.
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Postby Nosajimiki » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:29 am

Q: I wouldn't supose you have that Hussler on your bed for the articals, would you?

A: Snicker-snack!
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:20 am

Sorry you got turned down by Mars, what was your tagline again?

Oooh no, i couldn't do that, she'd crucify me.
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Postby saztronic » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:12 pm

By the way, did you ever tell your sister that you were posting those graphic hidden-cam videos of her on your MySpace page?

It smelled like bread, but it had the consistency of molasses.
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Postby Nakranoth » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:49 am

So, why'd you feel the need to pour that stuff all over yourself?

Twice as many as anyone else I know.
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Postby Nosajimiki » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:54 am

Q: What is it about twins that get's you so excitied; com'on how many penises do you really have that you can use at one time anyway?

A: X=[-B+-(B^2-4AC)^(1/2)]/2A
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:05 pm

Why is it you failed your relativity studies?

Believe me, i wish it was blue
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Postby Nakranoth » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:00 am

So... Uhh... Why the pink suit?

Wow, I thought that only ever Actually happened in cartoons.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:35 am

Did you know that my uncle was killed by a giant safe landing on top of him?

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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:51 am

I thought you were happy with torturing just one deformed dwarf. Why have you bought three more?

It bit me, it bit me and now look what i've got *waves a bloodied stump where his hand used to be*
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Postby Nosajimiki » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:54 am

Q: Hey, what happend to my chia-pet?

A: My proprioception, just isn't what it used to be.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:55 am

So could you stop yourself from slapping people's bum's?

Four....no, five....no, four....er...maybe six actually
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Postby Nosajimiki » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:47 pm

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34) Abraham Lincoln's famous Getisburg Adress began with what word?

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I got 20 feet of steel pipe, about a kilo of C-4, some spray paint and a case of beer.
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