The Magic Vending Machine

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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:40 am

It returns to you the stick.

I insert a single water molecule.
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Mafia Salad
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Postby Mafia Salad » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:24 am

It puts out some slightly humid air.


I put in the state flag of West Carolina.
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Antichrist_Online
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:45 pm

Out pops a map to south Carolina and a compass that is magnetised so that it points west.

I instert the player West.
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:54 am

out pops a couple of cowboys on horsback 30 cows and a cow stealing evil person. Oh, and west is there too.
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Porcupine Interspecies Extra_poison
Pick In Enter

... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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west
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Postby west » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:58 am

That's why they call me Wild west.

I insert a hunk of cheddar cheese.
I'm not dead; I'm dormant.
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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:24 am

Out crawls a dire rat.

I quickly slay the dire rat, chop off its tail and intert it into the vending machine.
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:27 am

out pos a rat, and a hunk of chedder, and YOUR MOM!!

i insert..... YOUR MOM!!!
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Paranormal Investigation Exorsism

Porcupine Interspecies Extra_poison

Pick In Enter



... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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Postby SekoETC » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:58 pm

Out comes a hysterical scream saying "Let me ouuuutttt, I'm claustrophobic!!" accompanied by lound banging.

I insert a copy of the original Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy.
Not-so-sad panda
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Duckers
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Postby Duckers » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:07 pm

Out comes Douglas Adams, bloodied and bruised. He has three cracked ribs, a dislocated collarbone, and a hairline fracture in his left tibia.

I insert the PS2 version of Mortal Kombat: Deception, into the vending machine.
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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:34 pm

It returns it with the message "Exact change only"

I insert a change of clothes.
Scratch and sniff text
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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:42 pm

Out popes a smurf wearing you ridiculously oversized clothes.


I insert a battery powered drill-driver!
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Nosajimiki
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Postby Nosajimiki » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:13 am

It returns a battery powered 18" double-ended dildo.

I insert an imaginary number.
#004400 is my favorite color.
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BlueNine
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Postby BlueNine » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:25 am

It returns with a small scrap of paper with the answer to everything in the universe written in infinitely small writing

I insert a collection of toothbrushes and antelope skins
Lying in the depths of your imagination, worlds above and worlds below, you can tell a man from what he has to say
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:58 am

out comes some very clean antilope skins.

I put in some ice cream...
The following statement is not true.

The previous statement is not true.
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Nosajimiki
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Postby Nosajimiki » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:21 am

Nothing comes out, but the machine seems very happy.

I put in a...magical vending machine!
#004400 is my favorite color.
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