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Postby Phalynx » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:37 am

Now sir, why did you slap the President?


It was definately a case of mistaken identity...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:08 am

Why did you get that knighthood?

Yeah but it fell off after a few days
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:41 pm

So did you finally get around to putting your dead cat in your neighbors tree?


I don't see what the problem is... I usually do it every day.
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:45 pm

Police Officer: Please put it away, you are frightening the Ladies, and besides did you know its illegal in 35 states??


I paid £3,000 for it and it doesn't work!!!!!!!! *sobs*
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Postby Mafia Salad » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:51 pm

So hows the wife?


Sock puppet pie.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:59 pm

Sock puppet pie?

123 times 5!
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Postby notsure » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:12 pm

How many times have I told you that eating sock puppet pie before dinner when ruin your appetite?

At 3:30 A.M.

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Postby Valsum » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:46 pm

When did you realize that light in your room (screen's) wasn't sunlight?

9 years old.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:39 pm

How old was your friend before his parents realised he was a monkey?

Oooh only just.
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Postby Phalynx » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:43 pm

So did you get the grades you needed to graduate?



It was no big deal, honest!
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Postby Valsum » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:44 pm

The drugs your parents found in your school bag.

In autumn.
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Postby notsure » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:03 pm

When do you usually change your underwear?

If you ask me nicely.

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Postby Pie » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:32 pm

you going to eat that smoked nut log?

Its just mayonase.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:41 pm

What's that stuff all over your face?

Without a thought
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Postby notsure » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:25 pm

Will you give me all your money, then hand me over your clothes as well?

I might tomorrow.

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