Sock Gremlins!

[rklenseth]

Maybe you are getting long hair, long nails because you haven't cut them or trim them.

And the height thing is natural. It is called growing up.

[grayjaket]

Are YOU trying to deny my inner gremlin?!?!?!?! *sighs* Or maybe you are trying to protect that...that things life! Neither of which will be successful I assure you muhahahahahahahahaah
Oh, btw will I become a certain type of gremlin and if so how do I determine the type, and will I still be able to get onto the computer and play cantr and type meaningless posts on the boards and make empty death threats?

[Psycho Pixie]

Are YOU trying to deny my inner gremlin?!?!?!?! *sighs* Or maybe you are trying to protect that...that things life! Neither of which will be successful I assure you muhahahahahahahahaah
Oh, btw will I become a certain type of gremlin and if so how do I determine the type, and will I still be able to get onto the computer and play cantr and type meaningless posts on the boards and make empty death threats?

color pattern of you new hair growth will be a determining factor of which gremlin you are becoming. Also, if you tend to hord certain items, it is an indicator of the breed/sub-species/family as well.

since this is a serious and painful transformation, I am keeping my answers short... by the time you really start to change, you wont be able to read anymore.... sorry.

my deepest regrets,
Psycho Pixie

ps: i liked the air quote better. it made sense in that... odd sort of way.

[Psycho Pixie]

Maybe you are getting long hair, long nails because you haven't cut them or trim them.

And the height thing is natural. It is called growing up.

"the hieght thing is natural, its called growing up"....

uh, to grow up one must get bigger, I explained that one gets shorter when becoming a gremlin.....

and you, jake, only think its my fault.. if you didnt know what gremlins were, you would be spending alot of money for doctors to tell you they cant figure out why you are shrinking.

so really, you should be thanking me for telling you and saving you all this money.

oh, By the way, people who get infected and become gremlins often are the same ones you see on "missing" flyers because people dont know what happened to them, they just vanish... when in actuallity they only shrink down to about 4 inches in hieght.

tata!
Ps. Pi.

[Ramsey]

I just wanted to note...I took your advice and tried to be nice to the fire gremlin...

he seemed nicer to me...but, he really didnt like my dog. I'm thinking they are just not keen on dogs eh?

OH! and while tinkering through my house the other day, I found a new gremlin....or maybe not so new.....the toilet seat gremlin! it seems every time i go into the bathroom...the toilet seat has been put back up! he's a sneaky little bugger...but, i'll catch him one of these days.

[grayjaket]

Ummm......Pixie...I don't think I'm turning into a gremlin anymore. I just realized I have shrunk and my hairstyle remains the same. I think I just thought I might be becoming a gremlin. No hard feeling about the whole, "I'm gonna get you" thing. Umm...oh, and I'm not changing my sig...oh well maybe *sigh* Guess I'm just a wannabe gremlin.


P.S. Psycho Pixie, you're pic is the second coolest one here

[Psycho Pixie]

As you all know, I study gremlins. Someone once asked me why gremlins werent discovered before now if they have been around for so long. Here is what I told them.

The first gremlin appeared right around the time of the Neandrathal. There are even cave painting that include these little guys. You have to look very carefully, but you will see them as small animals, often mistaken for squirrels by other less knowledgable scientists.

Later, throughout history we see gremlins portrayed in stories, pixies, brownies, gnomes, dwarves, elves, sprites, and even polterguist...

The roman bath houses were popular because the humidity kept the gremlins away, People often believe that the romans also didnt wear undies, but in reality, they stopped wearing them because the under gremlins were so over populated in rome that it was out of control. The Roman Empire was the birthplace of many breeds of gremlin.

One well proven case of a pet gremlin was Napoleon, the war general... you know him right? In almost all the paintings of him you see his hand on his pocket. He had a pocket pet, a gremlin, who enjoyed playing peekaboo with Napoleons Captains, much to his, and their dismay.


Gremlins are also responsible in part for JFK... They couldnt spot the guy on the grassy knoll because it was a gremlin.

Another more recent case of mistaken identity was the whole Clinton scandal... I think you can figure out what was really a gremlin.


I am sure there are more cases, I just have to look some more.

Tha Psycho Pixie

[sammigurl61190]

You are just one strange person.

[grayjaket]

No, not strange. She probably just doesn't have a life, so devotes it to the betterment of mankind by studying something no one else will study. If no one studied gremlins,than how would we know about them sammi? HUH?!

[sammigurl61190]

My life would have continued the same without the knowledge of gremlins, thank you very much.

[grayjaket]

Until you ran into one....than you wouldn't know what to do. Psycho Pixie, can you make a Survival Guide in case of run in with Gremlins? That would be very handy I think...

[sammigurl61190]

[grayjaket]

*cackles insanely*

[west]

Sex is like a box of chocolates...tasting each one until you get to the one you want to eat.

That kinda freaks me out, actually. If I saw someone going through a box of chocolates one at a time, putting them in his mouth and then putting them back in the box, I'd be weirded out.

[sammigurl61190]

Whoa...that would be kind of gross.