Spoof suggestions

[MakeBeliever]

I'd like some of my chars to have the fighting and defense ability of a Shaolin Monk.
I mean they have hands to work.. we all know they have legs from all the walking, surely a sweep kick move could be used in fighting.
It would make it more fun then the odd punch and flimsy slap.
I know a few chars mine would practice on right now.
Plus they wouldn't need a shield due to their ability at dodging. So this would make it interesting for those who like to bluff in game without a shield, saying their an expert fighter, soon cut down in size with a sabre.

I'd also like to see demolishing applied to the odd house or boat.
As in the angry mob, with torches blazing just burnt down your town.
It would make all those ghost towns a good way of clearing away all those empty houses, ready for a fresh future. I mean they have sledge hammers lets have a building removal project.
Then they could salvage the things from the building they just demolished. Along with iron and things from a boat and the locks. You could sail to new lands. Demolish your boat and build a house with your wood.

Plus repairs needed for keys and the locks. If you didn't look after your keys they vanish...Yay.
Would surely help all those people holding keys that have no idea where there for but seem to last a lifetime. And those held in locked rooms would have a chance to escape if the locks were not kept in good condition. It's so easy to make locks and keys ingame. If they were that important people would look after them more carefully. Scrap the crowbar repair and change it to locks and keys.

Or the ability to put metal objects in the smelters. If you stick a sword in the smelter surely it would melt same with old keys. A recycling Cantrian.
So saying you didn't have enough iron for something just chuck an old shield, useless keys or swords in the smelter and Voila ...reusable metals. A resmelting project i think.
I think one char of mine could probably whip up a bike just from recycled keys and shields alone.

And why can't you place your bike on a boat can't the doors be made bigger to fit your land transport on your boat. It would make exploring new lands just great.

[Phalynx]

And why can't you place your bike on a boat can't the doors be made bigger to fit your land transport on your boat. It would make exploring new lands just great.

That's not spoof that's genius!

[BarbaricAvatar]

How about teleportation pads?
Each town will only need to build one. Imagine being able to travel from Kirinn to Akypor in the time it takes to reload a page.

[Solfius]

How about teleportation pads?
Each town will only need to build one. Imagine being able to travel from Kirinn to Akypor in the time it takes to reload a page.

Stargate style?

Can we implement goa'uld as well?

[deadboy]

I think that every character should have a 4/5 chance of dying every time that it is their spawnday, so when they become 21, 22 and so on, as it will make the game more realistic and a little harder to play.

I also think that it should be impossible to repair anything and that they should degrade twice as fast.

Lastly I think that weather should be able to downgrade roads from their improvements, say if there is a storm every year then it should fully downgrade them to the lowest level everythime it happens when it is introduced, and that cars should also have a 1/2 chance of exploding everytime they travel a road, killing the character

Actually lastly I think that characters should also have a large chance of being struck by lightening every time there is a storm, I think that if they are they should be almost killed, say 99%, and that rain should do 1% to finish them off

[Stan]

There should be baseball caps and characters should be able to wear them sideways so that it will be easier to pick a target that you want to hit with a broom.

[SekoETC]

How about project: Doing push-ups and it would improve your hidden physical strenght skill? But it would be a one hour project without a repeat option.

Let's add a bar of frustration that would increase if you work on similar kinds of projects all the time. Then you could smoke some hemp or drink an alcoholic beverage or do project: masturbating or swimming or dancing to lower your frustration. Otherwise the accumulating frustration would impair your speed of work and in the end you couldn't be arsed to keep working on a project anymore.

[Phalynx]

How about project: Doing push-ups and it would improve your hidden physical strenght skill? But it would be a one hour project without a repeat option.

Let's add a bar of frustration that would increase if you work on similar kinds of projects all the time. Then you could smoke some hemp or drink an alcoholic beverage or do project: masturbating or swimming or dancing to lower your frustration. Otherwise the accumulating frustration would impair your speed of work and in the end you couldn't be arsed to keep working on a project anymore.

You mean girls masturbate too!

[SekoETC]

Hell yeah. You just need to add "Bathroom (stone extension)" for that purpose. With a lock on the door.

[Phalynx]

as long as the door has a keyhole!

[goitre]

...and push-ups should only be possible once a day!

Oh and I want to eat grapes et al., even if they don't heal me! I just like grapes.

[tiddy ogg]

A machine, that can only be built in remote areas in old buildings, using chromium and other presently useless metals, from which you can produce from old bones and sinew Frankensteinian life... but maybe we have to wait for weather, and it'll only work in a thunderstorm.

[Chris Johnson]

A machine, that can only be built in remote areas in old buildings, using chromium and other presently useless metals, from which you can produce from old bones and sinew Frankensteinian life... but maybe we have to wait for weather, and it'll only work in a thunderstorm.

Where do you think newspawns come from Eh ?

[formerly known as hf]

A whole new metal - one which is more durable than iron, but not as expensive as steel - and uses different raw materials, so that weapons and tools can be more widely available.

Then, after developing such a great new addition, add a requirement of a small amount of something which no current places have any acess to.


Oh, wait...

[Nalaris]

You should be able to pick a special ability when you generate, like super strength, or telepathy, or adamantium claws. And while we're at it, we should add adamantium in too. And laser guns. And nukes.