Spoof suggestions

[N-Aldwitch]

I disagree Hermi.

I read somewhere that they're implementing constant attacking of one person without having to wait for days and days so that'll make the ProgD busy until ... forever.
n00b! gosh, what an idiot!

what a dumb iddea1!!!!1
lol sum1 shuld ban that pers0n.. lol hahahahahaahahahahah !!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG wat an idiot!!

[nateflory]

Dung naturally dries itself out.
Similar to the rot of meat while left on the ground, Fresh Dung will now slowly turn to Dried Dung at a rate of 5g per 'tic'.

Wouldn't that be grand for those mountainous and desert areas with plenty of animals but a rare fuel supply? No need to tie up an oven or cook-place. Jsut set it in the sun and wait 45 years to dry enough to cook 400g of eggs!

[Wolf]

Okay.. my first suggestion, guys, try to take it easy on me. I tried to search for it because I didn't want to get flamed for something that had been suggested before, but I didn't find anything on it. Okay, here it is:

I think we should have unlimited minutes! I mean.. 15 characters is a lot to play on just 200 minutes. What's with the limit anyway?

Oh, and we should also have gardens and windows and bike horns and maybe a hummer. And we need guns too. (Yes, I searched for all of those, but couldn't find anything on them.)

So what do you guys think?

hmmmm.... the guns might have been an old suggestion, I've seen it in the ummmm... the place with the stuff that needs to be translated.

As for my 2 cents:
A coinpress which takes less materials to make, but the coins it makes devaluate at a rate of 20 percent per day.
*edit*
Abnother coin press, also takes less resources to make, doesn't devaluate, but to use it you must insert twice as many coins as you want to make.
Skill needed to operate: begging for money.
Skill needed to build: Utter stupidity.

[goitre]

I want to be able to 'drag' someone into a smelting furnace! Oh the pain!

Oh and has anyone suggested guns before?

[Bowser]

A man claimed that his friend had a gun and was heading to Olipifirovash Forest. The man explained that this gun propelled bits of iron at great speeds and could kill people in one shot. When his friend arrived, he did infact confess to building such an awesome killing tool.

So, we killed both of them.

You know what, he didn't really have a gun.

Sabre vs Gun, gun wins.
Gun vs 15 Sabres, sabres win.

Sabre vs a pretend gun, hope they don't call your bluff.


Before the days of crowbars, you couldnt break through a locked door. A man claimed to have dynamite and he also claimed to know how to pick a lock with a diamond. So, we gave him a diamond & locked him in a room. He never got out and starved to death. Guess he didn't know how to di it.

[Zanthos]

I want to be able to use human flesh for making clothes. It can be treated and made into leather, just more... sinister.

when it is made into clothes, the description can be slightly altered to say something relating to human skin, like "and you can almost see some freckles on the coat"

[Solfius]

How about any surplus cash from advertising is given to players to pay them to play Cantr all day so my characters never run out of things to do?

[Antichrist_Online]

I acutally seriously suggested human leather for cantriian clothing. It was sorta well recieved then ignored. (search the end of the meat topic).

No Spoof suggestions from me, except the addition of Drop Bears.

[Kreed]

We have radios, I'd like to have TV's.

[thatsmartguy]

We need more than just animals! Orcs and trolls I say!

[Phalynx]

How about every vehicle, building and location gets a number for a name, and every cantr hour it changes according to a strange algorythm that can be deduced from counting the vowels on the page of the wiki that corresponds to that hour.

Sounds like a good idea surely!

[Frits]

Crowsfeet, i hate those people shooting past when i'm peacefully strolling along the long roads of Cantr, playfully herding some stray sheep.

These are 10 iron a piece. Distributing ten over a roadsection takes 1 hour and renders a 10% chance of damaging any rubbertyred vehicle.

Oh and if brooms come into play as vehicles i want wind and weather put in as well!

[Agar]

I can't wait till free roaming is up so I can gather a bunch of mud in doryiskom, then head west into the ocean and build the undersea empire of Atlantis!

[Phalynx]

Blood... there isn't enough (any?) blood in Cantr... I beleive there should be a lot more... I want to be able to bathe in animal blood, drink human blood..

[goitre]

Does anyone feel that time travel would be a good idea?

I plan to travel forward to when light sabres (the purple are my favourite) are implemented, and travel back and get into sword fights.

"you see a man in his minus five hundred and twenties"