Funny or interesting IC quotes

[west]

Figures that'd take place in Drojf.

[nateflory]

Heard in the fine city of Cantr Field.. over 4 days ago for you time-rulers.
Names withheld to protect their identities, and read bottom-up in true Cantr style...

1564-1: [GreatLady] says: "Nah, people doze off from all this fresh air and sunshine. *glares at the sun* Bloody bucolic splendor of nature . . .it's skin cancer for all of us, I tell you!"

1564-1: [YoungGuy] says: "[GreatLady], [MyChar] ** he looks to both sides misteriously and he lower his voice ** don't you see strange that no one asked for a weapon yet?"

1564-1: [YoungGuy] says: "I saw there are three unfinished, I'll finish all, in fifteen minuets this bone club will be done and I'll start with those spears"

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Nice...

[Joshuamonkey]

I got about half way through that and stopped reading. (Phalynx's post)

[Phalynx]

Prob best at your age..

[BarbaricAvatar]

Bottom to top, in true Cantr style

Stacey says: "No we don't Trip, Elrond on the basis of this evidence is lord of the men."
Trip says: "*Pouts.* Noone wants to see my needle. "
Zara says: "*stares without blinking or moving*"
Myst says: "*points to Elronds waist and blushes * Remember that's mine *grins*"
Zara says: "OHhh...now I see."
Elrond says: "*looks towards the shore and quickly stands in the water, blushing* what?"
Stacey says: "If he's swimming on his front, do you think he uses that as a steering device?"
Amber says: "*she follows and stands beside Zara*"
Zara says: "Whatever it was Stacey saw."
Myst says: "Zara, now what would you like to see *grins and tries not to laugh*"
Amber says: "*laughs* Zara! You do?"
Stacey says: "Er ok Zara *she steps aside* "
Stacey says: "Not that i'm jealous, i'd just like to keep my carrots in my stomach."
Zara says: "I do. Move out of my way."
Elrond says: "*spouts the water he got in his mouth like a whale, and keeps drifting*"
Stacey says: "*turns away from the sea* I do NOT want to see what Myst and Elrond are doing anymore."
Elrond says: "hey, at least its big.. must be if you can see it from all the way out there"
Stacey says: "No i don't have hawk eyes, *she yells back* want me to chop it down so i can't see it from here?"
Elrond says: "*shouts over* you must have hawks eyes, im about a 100 yards out.."
Myst says: "Then close your eyes *giggles and wades back in*"
Stacey says: "No! Turn over Elrond, we don't all want to see that!"
Myst says: "*stares at Elrond grinning *"
Elrond says: "*floats in the water, looking up to the sky and sighs softly*"
Stacey says: "Elrond, will you stop flopping that monstrousity around please!"
Elrond says:: "*takes off his clothes and quickly dives into the water, swimming towards Myst*"

[Debsy]

[Phalynx]

So which one is you Barbaric?

[BarbaricAvatar]

So which one is you Barbaric?

I just copied what i saw IC.

[Solfius]

I reckon schme plays Elrond, based on 3shyof30rats' sig

[Phalynx]

So which one is you Barbaric?

I just copied what i saw IC.

Sure of course....!

[Dee]

LOL that's so funny!:lol:

[Spillages]

1576-2.13: person3 says: "Water gives reflection"

1576-2.13: person3 says: "Wanna see a mirror? Wanna see yer reflection? *throws Iris into the shallow water, chuckling*"

1576-2.13: person3 says: "tsssssss*the sting oh his face makes him let out a wierd sound (from him mouth)"

1576-2.13: person4 says: "Tag! your it. No tag backs."

1576-2.13: person3 says: "*grabing a hold of him holding him upside down with one arm arround his waist*"

1576-2.13: You see person4 slap person3 in the face.

1576-2.12: person4 says: "Does anybody see any pimples on my face? I haven't seen a mirror in ages."

1576-2.12: person3 says: "*leaps from the other side of the town in fast pace chase to person4, moving swiftly in the wind*"

1576-2.12: person3 says: "*raises a smooth gentle brow* Yer dead- *raises both brows quickly* Run-"

1576-2.12: person3 says: "*smiles calmly, his DIMPLES showing* Ha, ha, ha"

1576-2.11: person4 says: "I know what you meant person3, I just wanted to have a little fun and see how many i could get to laugh."

1576-2.02: person3 says: "*raises a smooth borw* NOw in what way?"

1576-2.01: Person5 says: "peson3, you are a funny guy *smiles*"

1576-2.00: person3 says: "*grins and joins in laughing* Yea, Yea laugh your guts out"

1576-2.00: person5 says: "*laughs*"

1576-1.31: person3 says: "*lets out a calm laugh* ooc: dimples- my mistake"

1576-1.07: You ate 200 grams of your potatoes.

1576-1.06: person4 says: "your accent person3, are your dimples showing or are your nipples showing? "

1576-0.26: Mordeithiwr undocks, leaving Krif.

1576-0.26: You see a man in his twenties leaving the central area of Krif, entering Mordeithiwr.

1576-0.26: You see a man in his twenties talking to person3.

1575-7.23: person2 says: "*raises a clam smooth brow, smiling softly, slight dipples showing* Lot.s of conversation goes on here"

1575-6.07: person1 says to you: "*chuckles and then looks down at her feet* I hope I can help a bit though *smiles to herself*"
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[the_antisocial_hermit]

1569-5.23: Mr. Unofficial (a man in his twenties) says: "-*runs to the corner and cries*-"

1569-5.17: You say: "No slapping my husband either, that's my job!"

1569-5.17: You slap Mr. Unofficial (a man in his twenties) in the face.

1569-5.15: Mr. Unofficial (a man in his twenties) says: "No swatting of females around me please. I do not wish to see that."

1569-5.15: You see Mr. Unofficial (a man in his twenties) slap Willy E. Willis (a man in his fourties) in the face.

[--Cut some actions and the like.--]

1569-4.20: You say: "I always play nice! You're the one that's always playin' unfair! *she pouts playfully*"

1569-4.19: Willy E. Willis (a man in his fourties) says: "*gasps and swats Gwen on the backside* You play nice now, y'hear me?! *grins*"

1569-4.12: You say: "Every hour? And how does pokin' you get you dusty? *she laughs* I think you're full of something, though I've not decided what yet..."

1569-4.11: Willy E. Willis (a man in his fourties) says: "*laughs* Well, sorry 'bout that. Reckon I'd be a heckuva lot cleaner if'n you weren't pokin' me ever hour. *grins*"

1569-4.10: You say: "*she grins and pokes Willy* You're gettin' awful dusty there, Mr. Willis."

[SekoETC]

Edited to protect the identity of this poor bastard. XD You know, it can happen to all of us... Still, I was laughing my ass off when I read this the first time.

Note, read from top to bottom.

1555-1.18: (The man who lives in our town) says: "*smiles* Thank you for trading with me #1#, i hope our two Inns can continue to have buisness relations..."

1555-1.18: (The man who lives in our town) says: "I hope both you and #2# have a wonderful wedding, i would like to stay, but i have a buisness to set up."

1555-1.19: (The man who lives in our town) says: "*smiles again and bows slightly* Thank you again, and farewell..."

1555-1.19: You see (the man who lives in our town) leaving this town, taking paved road to another town.

1555-1.19: (Another character) says: "(OOC: *Bangs his head repeatedly against his desk* Imagine all that, from this character...)"

1555-1.19: You see (Another character) leaving our town, taking paved road to another town.

1555-1.32: You see (the man who lives in our town) arriving in our town, coming from paved road to another town.