Schmeisms

[Dee]

Schme do you have a blog??

You should!

I think someone has a crush on Schme!

Just kidding

[Debsy]

I think someone has a crush on Schme!

Just kidding

Was it really that obvious???

[Schme]

Schme do you have a blog??

I'd cut my own throat before I made one of those godawful things.

You should!

Why thank you. That's very nice of you to say.

*points to her sig* There's one I deemed important enough to be seen every time I post a message! Hah!

You're quite right. Like the twelve disciples, the enlightened must spread the message to the people. Blessed are the faithful.

I think someone has a crush on Schme!

Was it really that obvious???

Alright, alright, I’ll visit you girls next time I’m in the area.

Phalynx, you come to.

[Phalynx]

I'll watch

[Phalynx]

There's a time for Molotovs, and there's a time to settle down and be happy.

I say all the whites should get together and take on all comers. So should the africans, the Indians and the Chinese.

And by the way, there’s nearly no Arabs in Iran.

[Solfius]

I was inspired to do some digging:

But maybe your time would be better spent in the real world, making sandwhiches.

Since when are you the Pope, eh?

Proper leadership. You either have it or you don't.

The good of the majority comes before the "right" to be petty and idiotic.

If they do nothing now, it's all going to hell.

(By that, I mean there will be problems, not that [they] are to be eternally damned.)

And world is not always fair or wise or logical.

For example, the other day, I saw this guy I knew. I punched him in the throat and then kicked him in the ribs while he was lying on the ground. Not very fair fighting. But that's how it is. The world's unfair.

Shaving is stupid. Shave today, you just have to do it again tommorow. Better not to bother.

I was the President of Senegal for two weeks in eight grade. It was fun while it lasted.

You're insults just reek of wit. You're on paralel with little children.

Why be sorry? You didn't do anything, and even if you did, why would you care? I know I wouldn't.

[Phalynx]

Brilliant.

[Stan]

For example, the other day, I saw this guy I knew. I punched him in the throat and then kicked him in the ribs while he was lying on the ground. Not very fair fighting. But that's how it is. The world's unfair.

That's when I started to like Schme.

[Schme]

Why thank you Stan. I like you to, as far as I know.


Solfius, that must have taken you forever! It's a great compliment to see that you would expend so much effort just to dig up things I've said. Brings a tear to my eye, or would, if I was capable of human emotion. Thank you very much, my friend.

I'll watch

Nonsense. There'll be plenty to go around.

Brilliant.

I agree.

[Phalynx]

True enough. Oldtime lynchings is just what the youth of today need to be doing, to build character. Kids these days, they just don't understand, you know?

[Schme]

Damn dirty children...

[Phalynx]

Christ, I'm better looking than any of you.

That's why I never leave my home. My shear greatness has been known to cause people to stop in the street in awe and worship. It just causes to many problems.

Instead, people worship at my shrine in New York City. It's just easier that way.

[Schme]

The life of a martyr...Sometimes, it's hard to find the strength. The sacrifices I make for you people...God am I selfless or what?

[Solfius]

God am I selfless or what?

God says: "Go to Hell".

[Schme]

That's not true, man. I know God full good. Me and him, we go way back. I know I wouldn't say that to myself.