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notsure
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Postby notsure » Thu May 18, 2006 3:57 pm

The potty training going well, then?


I just found $100 on the ground on the way home today!


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Postby Racetyme » Thu May 18, 2006 11:59 pm

Maybe you should move away from all those pimps, only they carry benjamins.


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Postby saztronic » Mon May 22, 2006 12:29 am

I know you're into masochism, but isn't raping yourself enough?
You have to beat yourself up too?

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Postby Phalynx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:06 pm

Stop cruelty to vegetables... why stick em back in the ground when someone went to the effort to grow them???


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Postby Antichrist_Online » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:10 am

Shame they were the steps to the plastic surgeons office.


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Postby Phalynx » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:37 am

Wow, that must have taken you at least an hour a day...


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Postby fishfin » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:54 am

I think you got the wrong prefix... 'uno' does not mean three...

I have been to nine countries!!
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Postby Phalynx » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:09 pm

I think you mean you are wanted in 9 countries.... but let's not talk about that its distastefull...






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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:01 pm

Wow!! Have you finally learned how to follow the simple instruction 'add water'?

I have.
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Mafia Salad
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Postby Mafia Salad » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:33 pm

The same instructions apply for a bathtub.

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Postby fishfin » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:56 am

Wow!! Your alive? There are very few people who are alive and browse the web, even I'm not alive...

I'm on the web.
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Mafia Salad
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Postby Mafia Salad » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:44 am

This is not the place to advertise your dirty sites, Phalynx prefers to hear about those in PM.


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Postby Valsum » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:18 am

'Cause they are pathetic probably.

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Postby Phalynx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:52 am

So you finally joined the human race!



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Postby Antichrist_Online » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:07 pm

So it's you who ordered the three trucks full of magazines...


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