Sock Gremlins!

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:29 am

Hmmm... Orion makes a good observation. His computer gremlin isnt being a major pain because it has what it wants.

Lets conduct an experament. If any of you have a gremlin at home that isn't causing you major difficulty, try treating it like a stray animal that you want to be friends with.

Maybe we could start domesticating these little buggers. maybe we could even make them into useful pets.... Like a smaller, funnier looking and smarter cat. Ok, so a cat isnt a completly useful pet, but they are good pets!

Did any of that make sense?

I dont think that made sense. I made absolutly no sense there. it was too..... normal, an idea for me.

Forget it, There is no way gremlins could be made into pets. they are too dangerous. It would be like owning Pirrahna, or Poison dart frogs, or a rattlesnake, or Siberian Dwarf Hamsters.....

Oh, well, uh.......

Bye.

Psycho Pixie

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:33 am

I was wondering if some of you would look up gullible for me in the dictionary? Thanks. Don't forget to post here. I am conducting a little experiment of my own.

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:33 am

Maybe...we can turn them into house plants!

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:34 am

Main Entry: gull·ible
Variant(s): also gull·able /'g&-l&-b&l/
Function: adjective
Date: 1818
Meaning : easily duped or cheated

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:35 am

rklenseth wrote:I was wondering if some of you would look up gullible for me in the dictionary? Thanks. Don't forget to post here. I am conducting a little experiment of my own.

ok. your wierd. relax, its ok. gremlins are not eating your socks... they just like to vanish, its ok. you dont have to believe me.

as to gullible... It isnt my fault people are gullible and believe it when they are told that "fairy tales" arent real.

over 100 posts....wow.
over 700 views....double wow.

have fun all! im off to cantr!

Psycho Pixie

Báng · Postby **Báng** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:15 pm

Main Entry: gull·ible
Variant(s): also gull·able /'g&-l&-b&l/
Function: adjective
Date: 1818
Meaning : easily duped or cheated

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:46 pm

Obviously Shane got the joke. :wink:

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:59 pm

Yep.

Gotta love it. :wink:

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:38 pm

I got the joke too. LOL :roll:

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:03 am

huh?
what?
did i miss something?
what joke?
please tell me......

Ps. Pi.

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:02 am

Today, I researched body gremlins. These gremlins are the kind which cause you problums, mane kinds of problums, with your body.

Symptoms of body gremlin infestation are:

Itchy, running nose.
colds more then 3 times a year
a persistant cough.
you back always itching right where you cannot reach it.
numb toes when it isnt cold
numb fingers when it isnt cold
numb nose when it isnt cold
watery eyes during not so sad movies

Certain other symtoms shall not be mentioned...

tha Psycho Pixie

grayjaket · Postby **grayjaket** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:44 am

Ummm.....this is kind of important...i was wondering what to do if you think you might be turning into a gremlin of sorts...cuz I've been feeling kinda gremlinish as of late and it's starting to worry me.

Pirate Lass · Postby **Pirate Lass** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:23 am

Body gremlins? Pixie, hun - I so don't want to know about your body gremlins.

And you wonder why the dog likes to eat your dirty um... clothing. :wink:

*ducks and runs*

Psycho Pixie · Postby **Psycho Pixie** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:19 am

Jake wrote:Ummm.....this is kind of important...i was wondering what to do if you think you might be turning into a gremlin of sorts...cuz I've been feeling kinda gremlinish as of late and it's starting to worry me.

after carefully ignoring pirate lass's post, i go to your question about becoming a gremlin.

to become infected with the gremlin virus you have to be bit by a gremlin.

symptoms of "gremlin-itis" are as follows:

reduction in overall size, you get shorter, start shrinking, become smaller then you once were. often you loose several inches of hieght in the first 2 months of infection.

a change of "hair style" in that you stop growing hair in the normal places and start growing it um... all over.

your fingers begin to change shape. elongating and becoming more claw like, the nails will grow out faster.

the final stage of transformation involves severe skelatal changes, and are quite painful.

over all transformation takes about 1 year, with the final step being in the last 3 months.... sorry. 3 months of pain... yucky.

just because you are feeling rather "packrattish" or discover an unusual likeing for random clothing bits, strange foods, or like to cause a bit of trouble, doesnt mean you are becoming a gremlin... it means your getting in touch with your inner gremlin. there isnt anything wrong with that, unless your a guy.

hope i helped!

Psycho Pixie

grayjaket · Postby **grayjaket** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:59 am

After reading your post, I have come to the conclusion, that I AM TURNING INTO A GREMLIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The hair, the nails....the height! AGHGHGHGHGH I'm coming after YOU Psycho Pixie because I wouldn't be becoming a gremlin if I hadn't known they existed....I think......ummm yeah.

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