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Schmeisms

Postby Nick » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:33 am

This is the place to post quotes from our favorite, often misunderstood, French Canadian forumer, Schme!

Constructive dialogue is for hippies.



But what can one do but cause problems if they cannot get a good job? It’s like forcing oneself upon a women and then having them arrested for adultery.


Not that you really care? Well, if you don't care, I'm not going to bother to take the time to tell you. It would take a while, and if you don't care, and I don't mean this to be insulting, but if you don't care, there's no reason for me to take my time to write it, or for you to read it.


And of course, my sig. And so many others. But I don't want to post all the funny ones, I will leave it up to you guys to post the best.
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Postby Phalynx » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:06 am

As far as I'm concerned, Avatars are reserved for devine forces, such as God when he manifested himself on earth as MC Hammer. Anyone else who uses them are sinners and/or Rastafarians.


See, by majority I don't mean the largest group in that sense. I mean everybody.



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Postby Phalynx » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:36 pm

Well, sometimes it's better to be guarded. Just go along quietly, no one suspecting anything, and then bam! Next thing anybody knows, you've beheaded the Prime Minister.
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Postby Schme » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:51 pm

Wow.

I must say, this is a great compliment. I am very surprised that you guys remember me at all, let alone would go through the trouble to find these thing I written and bring them together to praise them.

I am sincerly flattered. (I honestly mean it.)
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Postby Nixit » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:39 am

How could anyone forget Schme?
Just because you're older, smarter, stronger, more talented... doesn't mean you're BETTER.
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Postby Debsy » Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:51 am

Schme wrote:Wow.

I must say, this is a great compliment. I am very surprised that you guys remember me at all, let alone would go through the trouble to find these thing I written and bring them together to praise them.

I am sincerly flattered. (I honestly mean it.)


Does that one count? :lol:
Awkward: Having your phone go off full volume during a funeral.

Even more awkward: Your ringtone being "I Will Survive"

The most awkward: Coming back after a 10+ year hiatus and swearing I'd never come back. :twisted:
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Postby Phalynx » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:04 am

3shyof30rats wrote:
Schme wrote:Wow.

I must say, this is a great compliment. I am very surprised that you guys remember me at all, let alone would go through the trouble to find these thing I written and bring them together to praise them.

I am sincerly flattered. (I honestly mean it.)


Does that one count? :lol:


Oh Yes!
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Postby Phalynx » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:34 am

Like I keep saying, I'm completly invincible and omnipotent. Emphasis on the potent.

Happens to everyone I meet. I've had to install extra locks on my doors to keep out the hoards of ladies.


My memory hasen't been so good since I guy bashed my head in with a monkey wrench a while back
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Postby Schme » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:27 am

Nixit wrote:How could anyone forget Schme?


That's rather nice of you to say.

I went to the same Somalian Restaurant for everyday for a year. I come in one day and say "Hi buddy." Owner stares at me like I'm insane.
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Postby formerly known as hf » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:31 pm

w00t

\0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/ \0/

Quips like the above are just what this place needs.
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Postby Schme » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:09 pm

What place?
"One death is a tragedy, a million is just statistics."

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Postby Phalynx » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:44 pm

Being a hippie was fun forty years ago.

Now it's only fun for the few minutes before someone beats your face in with an alminum baseball bat.
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Postby Schme » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:50 am

Ah, simple wisdom...

Sometimes I regret having done that to me half sister's half brother. But then I think, "He has long hair." and I know I did the right thing.
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Postby Phalynx » Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:45 am

Schme do you have a blog??

You should!
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Postby Debsy » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:37 am

*points to her sig* There's one I deemed important enough to be seen every time I post a message! Hah! :lol:
Awkward: Having your phone go off full volume during a funeral.

Even more awkward: Your ringtone being "I Will Survive"

The most awkward: Coming back after a 10+ year hiatus and swearing I'd never come back. :twisted:

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