Sock Gremlins!

[grayjaket]

So, is that what you've been thinking of, your entire vacation? It's probably been bugging you so bad you decided you had to post it...wow......wow......wow

[sammigurl61190]

Now that would be very strange.....

[Psycho Pixie]

Just wait til i get back home and tell you aaaalll about the gremlins i discovered in florida. Disney... it has its own whole family of gremlins. Like a whole sub-species.


Flying home tomarrow, I hope there are no plane gremlins this flight.....


Tha "wacky crazy relaxed releived and totally ready for two more weeks of vacation"

Psycho Pixie

[grayjaket]

*shivers* *braces himself for the next onlslaught of gremlins*

[sammigurl61190]

*cowers in fear*

[rklenseth]

Pirate_Lass, you said you are related to her, right? Isn't there someway to lock her up somewhere and away from the computer?

[Pirate Lass]

Heh, she's my roommate - and I've been known to lock her away before.

Unfortunately she's tiny enough that she always manages to escape, might be the gremlins helping as well. Any ideas? Really....

Besides, I already ran out of places to hide bodies. Well no... maybe I just need to be more creative.

[Meh]

One ounce of acid per gallon of bathtub water. Know your tub size! You need to balance it taking forever with not melting the tub.

Old family recipe. I am not allowed to disclose the exact kind of acid.

Make sure to flush the area twice with a shower massager because it will leave an awful ring if you don't.

The smell can be a bit much for first timers. Make sure to leave the door shut with the fan on for about three days. Lavendar candles work but are a fire hazzard. Those Glade Plug-Ins things are safer. Use multiple ones of the same scent on a surge protector during and after for best results.

You need a stick of some sort. A wooden pluger handle works best.

Oh yes. Body first THEN water THEN acid. Prevent spillage.

Saftey goggles should be used.

[The Hunter]

untreated Lime... uhmmm... Alkaline stuff. Dunno the english word... Bury her together with sum of that stuff and even the bones dissolve.

Need your driveway repaired?

Fire's also a good option, but smelly. You might want to consier something else if you want to keep the peace with your neighbours.

River near UR house? always a good option. Chop her up in small pieces and put them in a strong bag, then weigh it down.

Next time when a horse dies, put her with the horse carcass, ppl will take care of them both.

Ak ppl called vinnie who wear ugly suites and eat spaghetti. Vinnies always know about these things.

Chop the body to pieces, cook it and eat it.

Drive the body to the mountains and throw it in that cliff where nobody ever comes. When after 30 years they finally find it it will be 1 amongst at least 20 other bodies.


Grind her, dry it in a dry room and use her as fertilizer.

Chop her up to small bits and sell her to the local chinese restaurant. Even when they find out it's no cat or dog, they generally don't care cuz they won't eat it, it's restaurant food.

Anything useful?

[Báng]

Tell imigration shes from Gambia, try it and see.

[Pirate Lass]

Hmm, also very good ideas for the ex-bf's.


I love you people

[Psycho Pixie]

You all are crazy. You dont talk about how to dispose of bodies on an open internet forum. Its against the law to hide bodies you know. All this talk about acid and lime and concrete slabs.... Your nuts. Its almost as bad is discussing how to dump a body in the ocean. you know, concrete around the feet, or heavy chain?

*blinks* i promised you all new gremlins.

Species~ Gremlin.
Family~ Disney.**

Breeds listed below.

1~ Ride gremlin- the ride gremlin is quiet and rather peaceful as gremlins go. It prefurs to cause minor aches and pains such as whiplash, hairline fractures and cuts or gashes requiring less the 15 stitches. It brings about these irritations by causing the ride to jerk, shake, jiggle and stop suddenly when it isnt supposed to.

2~ line gremlins- You know how most rides have 2 lines at Disney**? The line your not in, goes faster. The line you are in has the loud abnoxious, teenagers who smell like they swam in a toilet, and who think all the jokes they are broadcasting loud enough to wake the dead are new and funny and that they invented this ride.

3~ bathroom Gremlin- Similar to the bathroom gremlin( Species-Gremlin, Family-house, breed-bathroom), they make sure you never get a stall with toilet paper, and that the last person to use "your" stall should have flushed 2x.

4~ Food gremlin- Disney food tastes great. It just costs alot because they have to feed the gremlins too.

5~ Water gremlin- If you want to get wet on this ride, he will get everyone but you soaked. If you want to stay somewhat dry.... you walk off the ride squishing, dripping and you have to buy a new shirt because the one you are wearing will never get dry.

6~(speaking of shirts) Clothing Gremlin- you lock you locker with your sweatshirt for the evening and forget about it til evening. but when you unlock the locker, and pull out the bag, your sweatshirt is missing. so you buy a new one. after buying a new one, and having a blast, you go home(or to the hotel) and sleep. When you wake up in the morning, the new sweatshirt you bought is gone. And so is the old one you lost at Disney**....

7~ Animal Gremlin-These guys make sure that all those awesome animals at The wild animal park are either sleeping or hiding when you are looking.


** The writer of this article is aware that "Disney" is a registered trademark and would never use it for anything except these little jokes. The Writer would also like to state that she didnt actually see any of these gremlins and cannot prove they exis. The Evil empire... Oh, I mean "Disney" has nothing to do with this writers very active imagination....**


HA! I will not be buried alive, or burned in acid or thrown into the ocean or cut into little chunks and dispersed around the country!

I will however, run for president.


Tha Pyscho Pixie is BACK!


ps- if you actually read all of my posts, and have gotten this far, you are welcome to join the Sock Gremlin Cult of Mystical Exploration. SGCME is very selective and insists on fanatic loyalty to the whorship of the gremlin and requires its members to go forth and prove the existance of the gremlin to the world.

Druggy's and idiots need not apply. We cannot rule the world if our people should all be cut out of the gene pool.

[Meh]

You dont talk about how to dispose of bodies on an open internet forum. Its against the law to hide bodies you know.

I was talking about gremlin disposal. What were the rest of you on about.

[Psycho Pixie]

You dont talk about how to dispose of bodies on an open internet forum. Its against the law to hide bodies you know.

I was talking about gremlin disposal. What were the rest of you on about.

its also against the law to hide Gremlin bodies. since hiding them means successfully killing an "indangered species" which is actually just a "new" species.

[sammigurl61190]

I am sad to say that I have indeed read all of your posts, and have gotten this far, but have absolutely no intention, desire, or want to join the gremlin worshipers. LOL And from your description of them being everywhere, they are not an endangered species. ^^

Just wanted to clear that up for ya.